30 Times People Received 'Cursed' Texts With The Most Threatening And Hilarious Auras

This is a new class of texts available for our enjoyment.

Every text is unique. There are weird text messages from your ex, texts with wrong numbers, and text messaging failures.

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However, there is a new class of texts available for our enjoyment. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the cursed collection of texts with truly threatening and hilarious auras.

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And we mean it when we say we’re going to threaten you. A threatening aura can be a place, individual, or object that leaves you feeling unsafe just by looking at it.

Consider a text as a hedgehog cake. That is the cursed spirit we are discussing.

Some of the funniest and most awkward text exchanges have been compiled by a Twitter account. Some of these exchanges include a very bizarre response to childbirth and a wrong number text that went horribly wrong.

In one snapshot, an overzealous grandmother texts her grandchild to tell them she met some nice girls and that she let the girls know he had been circumcised. Another shows someone conceding to boiling the kettle ahead of a water fight, and one woman texts her ex to inquire why he is still playing chess with her father online a year after they split up.

For your viewing pleasure, we have compiled 30 snapshots of these threatening auras shared on this hilarious Twitter account. Get yourself one kilo of salty caramel popcorn and keep scrolling.

1. Burgers, drinks, and salsa music... Lol

1. Burgers, drinks, and salsa music... LolTextsAuras
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2. The child must not be an obstacle

2. The child must not be an obstacleTextsAuras
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3. You are playing with my heart, darling

3. You are playing with my heart, darlingTextsAuras

4. Lol... Didn't see that coming

4. Lol... Didn't see that comingTextsAuras

5. What!

5. What!TextsAuras

6. This is one text with a really threatening aura

6. This is one text with a really threatening auraTextsAuras

7. What's going to happen now?

7. What's going to happen now?TextsAuras

8. "You are under arrest"... Haha

8. TextsAuras

9. That reply is going to shake tables

9. That reply is going to shake tablesTextsAuras

10. It's to confetti our chat, I guess

10. It's to confetti our chat, I guessTextsAuras

11. This person clearly doesn't know what the numbers are for

11. This person clearly doesn't know what the numbers are forTextsAuras

12. I need a you who isn't you... Really?

12. I need a you who isn't you... Really?TextsAuras

13. Oh no! Don't do it again... What!

13. Oh no! Don't do it again... What!TextsAuras

14. Can this person really be blamed?

14. Can this person really be blamed?TextsAuras

15. Your name is probably the reason

15. Your name is probably the reasonTextsAuras

16. Well, stop sending me clash invites

16. Well, stop sending me clash invitesTextsAuras

17. But you can talk when you need something, huh?

17. But you can talk when you need something, huh?TextsAuras

18. I guess he wants you to see him as a stepbrother

18. I guess he wants you to see him as a stepbrotherTextsAuras

19. It's the wording and descriptions for me

19. It's the wording and descriptions for meTextsAuras

20. Lol... Some people can do the undoable

20. Lol... Some people can do the undoableTextsAuras

21. Someone has been put in their place

21. Someone has been put in their placeTextsAuras

22. Like really, what's wrong with you?

22. Like really, what's wrong with you?TextsAuras

23. You still have a wrong number regardless

23. You still have a wrong number regardlessTextsAuras

24. So height determines who sends one pizza now, huh...

24. So height determines who sends one pizza now, huh...TextsAuras

25. TikTok is making people do crazy things

25. TikTok is making people do crazy thingsTextsAuras

26. And that is how a long note of explanation begins

26. And that is how a long note of explanation beginsTextsAuras

27. It's a yeah, yeah to the yeah, yeah, yeah!

27. It's a yeah, yeah to the yeah, yeah, yeah!TextsAuras

28. Are you a gamer girl or are you just pretending?

28. Are you a gamer girl or are you just pretending?TextsAuras

29. The pig wants a visit from you

29. The pig wants a visit from youTextsAuras

30. Now I'm here wondering what the apology is for...

30. Now I'm here wondering what the apology is for...TextsAuras

Thanks to this hilarious Twitter account that provides us with a lot of awkward and amusing texts to look at. Real life can get stressful sometimes, and these hilarious accounts don’t fail to provide enough humor to help us get along perfectly.

Which "cursed" text amuses you the most? Let us know in the comments section. Are they really threatening or just funny?

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