30 Times People Received 'Cursed' Texts With The Most Threatening And Hilarious Auras

This is a new class of texts available for our enjoyment.

Some texts are harmless, and some arrive with such a strange vibe that you have to read them twice. This collection sits firmly in the second category, where wrong numbers, awkward family updates, and bizarre replies all collide.

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The screenshots below pull together a string of cursed messages that feel equal parts threatening and hilarious. A grandmother overshares, an ex keeps showing up in the most unexpected way, and a few replies go so off the rails they become instantly unforgettable.

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Scroll through the full set and see which one lands hardest.

1. Burgers, drinks, and salsa music... Lol

1. Burgers, drinks, and salsa music... LolTextsAuras
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2. The child must not be an obstacle

2. The child must not be an obstacleTextsAuras
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3. You are playing with my heart, darling

3. You are playing with my heart, darlingTextsAuras

Some of these texts go from awkward to unhinged in a single reply.

4. Lol... Didn't see that coming

4. Lol... Didn't see that comingTextsAuras

5. What!

Chat screenshot with a threatening, surprising text message exchange, hearts and laughterTextsAuras

6. This is one text with a really threatening aura

6. This is one text with a really threatening auraTextsAuras

7. What's going to happen now?

7. What's going to happen now?TextsAuras

8. "You are under arrest"... Haha

8. "You are under arrest"... HahaTextsAuras

9. That reply is going to shake tables

9. That reply is going to shake tablesTextsAuras

This one really commits to the bit.

10. It's to confetti our chat, I guess

10. It's to confetti our chat, I guessTextsAuras

11. This person clearly doesn't know what the numbers are for

11. This person clearly doesn't know what the numbers are forTextsAuras

12. I need a you who isn't you... Really?

12. I need a you who isn't you... Really?TextsAuras

13. Oh no! Don't do it again... What!

13. Oh no! Don't do it again... What!TextsAuras

14. Can this person really be blamed?

14. Can this person really be blamed?TextsAuras

That explanation only makes it stranger.

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15. Your name is probably the reason

15. Your name is probably the reasonTextsAuras

16. Well, stop sending me clash invites

16. Well, stop sending me clash invitesTextsAuras

17. But you can talk when you need something, huh?

17. But you can talk when you need something, huh?TextsAuras

18. I guess he wants you to see him as a stepbrother

18. I guess he wants you to see him as a stepbrotherTextsAuras

19. It's the wording and descriptions for me

19. It's the wording and descriptions for meTextsAuras

At this point, the wording is doing all the heavy lifting.

20. Lol... Some people can do the undoable

20. Lol... Some people can do the undoableTextsAuras

21. Someone has been put in their place

21. Someone has been put in their placeTextsAuras

22. Like really, what's wrong with you?

22. Like really, what's wrong with you?TextsAuras

23. You still have a wrong number regardless

23. You still have a wrong number regardlessTextsAuras

24. So height determines who sends one pizza now, huh...

24. So height determines who sends one pizza now, huh...TextsAuras

That is one way to end a conversation.

25. TikTok is making people do crazy things

25. TikTok is making people do crazy thingsTextsAuras

26. And that is how a long note of explanation begins

26. And that is how a long note of explanation beginsTextsAuras

27. It's a yeah, yeah to the yeah, yeah, yeah!

27. It's a yeah, yeah to the yeah, yeah, yeah!TextsAuras

28. Are you a gamer girl or are you just pretending?

28. Are you a gamer girl or are you just pretending?TextsAuras

29. The pig wants a visit from you

29. The pig wants a visit from youTextsAuras

30. Now I'm here wondering what the apology is for...

30. Now I'm here wondering what the apology is for...TextsAuras

These cursed texts are exactly why people keep sharing screenshots.

Which one got you the most? Read on.

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