Men Who Used Exactly Two Brain Cells While Texting And Made Sure To Be Extra Creepy About It

If you suspect that it might be creepy, it's probably creepy.

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Men Who Used Exactly Two Brain Cells While Texting And Made Sure To Be Extra Creepy About It

Being nice and pretending to be nice to manipulate someone into giving you something are two completely different things. Many guys make the bold claim that they are nice but can never keep the lie going and eventually end up exposing themselves.

They think they are entitled to something after blessing someone with their niceness and are usually furious after not getting what they want. The fact that these guys are in such a hurry to get to whatever is on their minds always ends up ruining their plans that always end up failing miserably.

Texting is not for everyone; some people still have a hard time communicating with people without creeping the hell out of them. If someone happens to be a creepy person, nothing in the world can help them hide it because of how much the creepiness imposes itself in their daily lives.

Pretending doesn't work either because they just can't help but be creepy, it's a curse that is almost impossible to break. The screenshots below contain some of the cringiest text interactions people were unfortunate to have with men.

Scroll down and get ready to completely lose faith in humanity, these screenshots will make you want to delete all of your social media accounts.

1. That's not how people play 21 Questions bro.

1. That's not how people play 21 Questions bro.bIaids

2. That transition was wild. He handled like a boss.

2. That transition was wild. He handled like a boss.ssbmmax

3. "Girl this ain’t Glee"

3. aquabuu

4. "My boyfriend cheated on me, so i broke up with him, and this was his reaction. such a charmer!"

4. Reddit

5. No introduction, from 0 to 100 real quick.

5. No introduction, from 0 to 100 real quick.Reddit

6. Some people don't know when to stop.

6. Some people don't know when to stop.rrrubenciito

7. "I NEVER ask for nudes, but if I DID magically get them...."

7. Reddit

8. "An actual conversation i had with a 30 year old"

8. Reddit

9. "This is my classmate who I see twice a week max and have repeatedly told I’m not interested in him"

9. Reddit

10. So excited... Just can't hold my excitement.

10. So excited... Just can't hold my excitement.Reddit

11. "Friend of ex-husband messaging me 30 minutes after I make our divorce public."

11. Reddit

12. "Why would you go out like that, sent to my friend"

12. Reddit

13. What a lovely and caring bloke.

13. What a lovely and caring bloke.Reddit

14. Some boyfriend material right there

14. Some boyfriend material right thereYa_TRC_Ya

15. Just randomly forgetting that you have GF

15. Just randomly forgetting that you have GFBloodsareCrips

16. What texting a wannabe car guy is like:

16. What texting a wannabe car guy is like:bbyeileenn

17. Now that's how you break the ice.

17. Now that's how you break the ice.SheRatesDogs

18. "I salute this cringe."

18. Reddit

19. He talks like a caveman

19. He talks like a cavemanReddit

20. Literally no one asked but okay...

20. Literally no one asked but okay...leanwdafanta

21. The sad part is he probably had that line memorized.

21. The sad part is he probably had that line memorized.Reddit

22. "Got unmatched after this (arguably) appropriately timed response"

22. Reddit

23. "Dear men, can you please have a talk with your friends? This ain’t it."

23. Reddit

24. "This guy just got done posting 4 comments in a row on one of my girlfriend's pics. He then proceeded to send this gentle warning."

24. Reddit

25. "His bio vs. His pickup strategy..."

25. Reddit

26. "Boys Gone Wild"

26. Reddit

27. Sounds like the same thing to me.

27. Sounds like the same thing to me.RVineshank

28. "Wow you so beautiful. Wow message didn't send separately. Wow leave group."

28. Reddit

29. "Never assume"

29. Reddit

30. "Another Nice Guy in the friend zone. He deleted both comments."

30. Reddit

31. "Manliest sip of all time"

31. Reddit

The moral of the story is if a guy you're talking to claims to be a "nice guy" they are probably not. They don't even pretend to be nice for a while to trick you, they have so much rage and anger built up inside that makes them extremely impatient.

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