Men Who Used Exactly Two Brain Cells While Texting and Made Sure to Be Extra Creepy About It

Some people can ruin a text conversation in record time, and these screenshots prove it. A few men here start off awkward, then quickly turn creepy, pushy, or just plain embarrassing.

The messages below show everything from bad pickup lines to bizarre follow-ups, with women on the receiving end doing their best to keep things normal. Instead, the conversations keep getting stranger, and the secondhand cringe gets worse with every screenshot.

Scroll through and see how fast these guys managed to expose themselves.

1. That's not how people play 21 Questions, bro.

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2. That transition was wild. He handled it like a boss.

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That took a weird turn fast.

3. "Girl, this ain’t Glee."

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4. "My boyfriend cheated on me, so I broke up with him, and this was his reaction. Such a charmer!"

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He really thought that was the move.

5. No introduction; from 0 to 100 real quick.

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6. Some people don't know when to stop.

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7. "I NEVER ask for nudes, but if I DID magically get them..."

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He was not subtle about it.

8. "An actual conversation I had with a 30-year-old."

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9. "This is my classmate, whom I see a maximum of twice a week and have repeatedly told I'm not interested in him."

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10. So excited... Just can't contain my excitement.

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That enthusiasm was definitely not mutual.

11. "Friend of my ex-husband messaging me 30 minutes after I made our divorce public."

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12. "Why would you go out like that?" (sent to my friend)

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13. What a lovely and caring bloke.

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14. Some boyfriend material right there.

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15. Just randomly forgetting that you have a girlfriend.

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Somehow, it only got worse from there.

Also, this vibe matches the friend who told the truth about a crush and caused tension.

16. What texting a wannabe car guy is like:

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17. Now that's how you break the ice.

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18. "I salute this cringe."

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19. He talks like a caveman.

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20. Literally no one asked, but okay...

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He still went for it anyway.

21. The sad part is he probably had that line memorized.

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22. "Got unmatched after this (arguably) appropriately timed response."

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23. "Dear men, can you please have a talk with your friends? This ain’t it."

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24. "This guy just finished posting four comments in a row on one of my girlfriend's pictures. He then proceeded to send this gentle warning."

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That warning was not exactly gentle.

25. "His bio vs. his pickup strategy..."

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26. "Boys Gone Wild."

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27. Sounds like the same thing to me.

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28. "Wow, you are so beautiful. Wow, the message didn't send separately. Wow, leave group."

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29. "Never assume."

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30. "Another Nice Guy in the friend zone. He deleted both comments."

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31. "Manliest sip of all time."

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The moral of the story is that if a guy you're talking to claims to be a "nice guy," he is probably not. They don't even pretend to be nice for a while to trick you; they have so much rage and anger built up inside that makes them extremely impatient.

Want the friendship versus crush fallout? See what happened when someone chose their crush over introducing a best friend.