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30 Of The Weirdest Things Teachers Had To Confiscate From Students

Most of these are hilariously funny when you think about them!

30 Of The Weirdest Things Teachers Had To Confiscate From Students

Teachers see a lot more than lesson plans and homework, and sometimes the strangest part of the day is what gets pulled out of a student’s bag. From odd pets to questionable weapons, school confiscations can turn a normal classroom into a story nobody forgets.

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This roundup pulls together Reddit reactions from students and teachers who shared the wildest things they have seen taken away at school. Some of the items are dangerous, some are absurd, and a few are so bizarre they sound made up until you read the comments.

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Here are the weirdest confiscations people could not stop talking about.

1. A wild badger in a box

1. A wild badger in a boxReddit
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Badger in a box, followed by school confiscation items like a grasshopper and knife.Reddit
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3. Aristotle the grasshopper

3. Aristotle the grasshopperReddit

4. A knife, a USB killing device, and a Wi-Fi jammer

4. A knife, a USB killing device, and a Wi-Fi jammerReddit

5. A broken beer bottle that a 6-year-old intended to bring as a weapon

5. A broken beer bottle that a 6-year-old intended to bring as a weapon

6. A taser

Broken beer bottle and vodka bottle confiscated from a young student.Reddit

7. A bottle of vodka

7. A bottle of vodka

8.

Taser and bottle of vodka beside an antique gun and ear-piercing gun.Reddit

9. An antique gun

9. An antique gun

10. An ear-piercing gun

10. An ear-piercing gunReddit

11. A "hand sanitizer" that gets you drunk

11. A "hand sanitizer" that gets you drunkReddit

12. A gorilla mask

12. A gorilla maskReddit

13.

Hand sanitizer bottle labeled drunk, next to a gorilla mask.Reddit

14. A massive ball of cheese

14. A massive ball of cheeseReddit

15.

Large ball of cheese confiscated, then a betta fish in a vase.Reddit

And if you are dealing with expensive collectibles, this is like the AITA debate over restricting a friend’s child after a collectibles mishap.

16.

Massive ball of cheese and betta fish in a vase, with two hard seltzers.Reddit

17. A betta fish in a vase

17. A betta fish in a vase

18. Two hard seltzers

18. Two hard seltzersReddit

19. Some bullets and a cat in a backpack

19. Some bullets and a cat in a backpackReddit

20. A clay dinosaur project from a future ceramic artist

20. A clay dinosaur project from a future ceramic artistReddit

21. A gold NASA pen. Maybe the teacher wanted it for themselves!

21. A gold NASA pen. Maybe the teacher wanted it for themselves!Reddit

22. A six-pack of beer

22. A six-pack of beerReddit

23. A paper from an ongoing butt drawing contest

23. A paper from an ongoing butt drawing contest

24. A girl who managed to smuggle a one-week-old baby!

24. A girl who managed to smuggle a one-week-old baby!

25. Onions

Paper from a butt-drawing contest, with handcuffs, tear gas, and a pineapple.Reddit

26. Handcuffs and tear gas

26. Handcuffs and tear gasReddit

27. A pineapple. Maybe SpongeBob's in it.

27. A pineapple. Maybe SpongeBob's in it.Reddit

28. A styrofoam head

28. A styrofoam head

29.

Pineapple with possible SpongeBob reference and a styrofoam head confiscated from students.Reddit

30. This sounds like a fun kid that either everyone wants to be friends with or completely avoid

30. This sounds like a fun kid that either everyone wants to be friends with or completely avoidReddit

31.

Coors Light can and a poor chihuahua carried by a first grader.Reddit

32. A Coors Light

32. A Coors LightReddit

33. A poor chihuahua that was picked up by a first grader

33. A poor chihuahua that was picked up by a first graderReddit

34. A box full of timers set to ring all at the same time

34. A box full of timers set to ring all at the same time

35. A doobie

35. A doobieReddit

36. A tattoo machine

36. A tattoo machineReddit

37. Their mom's wedding ring to give to their crush, and later on, dad's car keys and a bottle opener

37. Their mom's wedding ring to give to their crush, and later on, dad's car keys and a bottle openerReddit

You would be really surprised by what these kids can bring to their schools when unattended, it's a good thing teachers are able to stop it before it goes overboard! We can't deny that some of these items are actually dangerous, but some are pretty funny, too!

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