30 Of The Weirdest Things Teachers Had To Confiscate From Students

Most of these are hilariously funny when you think about them!

School, whether we like it or not, has truly become our second home, and this is where we spend the prime years of our lives as kids and teenagers. Even if the rooms and halls are flooded with notes, lessons, and discussions, schools provide many secondary comforts that some kids even prefer over the environment at home.

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Although school has become a home for most students, given that they spend more than a third of their day there, engaging in school activities both inside and outside the classroom, it is still important not to overlook the fact that schools can also serve as places where these kids can hone their talents and personalities as they grow up. That being said, there is also a tendency for kids to do or bring things that should have stayed at home.

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We all know how the whole confiscation process works because, well, sometimes students bring some very weird things to school, even though they aren't supposed to. This is when teachers have to step in and confiscate the items they bring, especially if those items compromise their safety.

When a Reddit user under the handle u/GlytchedTTV asked the question: “What was the worst thing you had to confiscate from a student?” the people on the platform delivered, students and teachers alike.

Check out some of the best responses below!

1. A wild badger in a box

1. A wild badger in a boxReddit
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3. Aristotle the grasshopper

3. Aristotle the grasshopperReddit

4. A knife, a USB killing device, and a Wi-Fi jammer

4. A knife, a USB killing device, and a Wi-Fi jammerReddit

5. A broken beer bottle that a 6-year-old intended to bring as a weapon

5. A broken beer bottle that a 6-year-old intended to bring as a weapon

6. A taser

6. A taserReddit

7. A bottle of vodka

7. A bottle of vodka

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9. An antique gun

9. An antique gun

10. An ear-piercing gun

10. An ear-piercing gunReddit

11. A "hand sanitizer" that gets you drunk

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12. A gorilla mask

12. A gorilla maskReddit

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14. A massive ball of cheese

14. A massive ball of cheeseReddit

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17. A betta fish in a vase

17. A betta fish in a vase

18. Two hard seltzers

18. Two hard seltzersReddit

19. Some bullets and a cat in a backpack

19. Some bullets and a cat in a backpackReddit

20. A clay dinosaur project from a future ceramic artist

20. A clay dinosaur project from a future ceramic artistReddit

21. A gold NASA pen. Maybe the teacher wanted it for themselves!

21. A gold NASA pen. Maybe the teacher wanted it for themselves!Reddit

22. A six-pack of beer

22. A six-pack of beerReddit

23. A paper from an ongoing butt drawing contest

23. A paper from an ongoing butt drawing contest

24. A girl who managed to smuggle a one-week-old baby!

24. A girl who managed to smuggle a one-week-old baby!

25. Onions

25. OnionsReddit

26. Handcuffs and tear gas

26. Handcuffs and tear gasReddit

27. A pineapple. Maybe SpongeBob's in it.

27. A pineapple. Maybe SpongeBob's in it.Reddit

28. A styrofoam head

28. A styrofoam head

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30. This sounds like a fun kid that either everyone wants to be friends with or completely avoid

30. This sounds like a fun kid that either everyone wants to be friends with or completely avoidReddit

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32. A Coors Light

32. A Coors LightReddit

33. A poor chihuahua that was picked up by a first grader

33. A poor chihuahua that was picked up by a first graderReddit

34. A box full of timers set to ring all at the same time

34. A box full of timers set to ring all at the same time

35. A doobie

35. A doobieReddit

36. A tattoo machine

36. A tattoo machineReddit

37. Their mom's wedding ring to give to their crush, and later on, dad's car keys and a bottle opener

37. Their mom's wedding ring to give to their crush, and later on, dad's car keys and a bottle openerReddit

You would be really surprised by what these kids can bring to their schools when unattended—it's a good thing teachers are able to stop it before it goes overboard! We can't deny that some of these items are actually dangerous, but some are pretty funny, too!

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