30 Of The Weirdest Things Teachers Had To Confiscate From Students
Most of these are hilariously funny when you think about them!
School, whether we like it or not, has truly become our second home, and this is where we spend the prime years of our lives as kids and teenagers. Even if the rooms and halls are flooded with notes, lessons, and discussions, schools provide many secondary comforts that some kids even prefer over the environment at home.
Although school has become a home for most students, given that they spend more than a third of their day there, engaging in school activities both inside and outside the classroom, it is still important not to overlook the fact that schools can also serve as places where these kids can hone their talents and personalities as they grow up. That being said, there is also a tendency for kids to do or bring things that should have stayed at home.
We all know how the whole confiscation process works because, well, sometimes students bring some very weird things to school, even though they aren't supposed to. This is when teachers have to step in and confiscate the items they bring, especially if those items compromise their safety.
When a Reddit user under the handle u/GlytchedTTV asked the question: “What was the worst thing you had to confiscate from a student?” the people on the platform delivered, students and teachers alike.
Check out some of the best responses below!
1. A wild badger in a box
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4. A knife, a USB killing device, and a Wi-Fi jammer
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5. A broken beer bottle that a 6-year-old intended to bring as a weapon
6. A taser
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7. A bottle of vodka
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9. An antique gun
10. An ear-piercing gun
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11. A "hand sanitizer" that gets you drunk
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12. A gorilla mask
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14. A massive ball of cheese
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17. A betta fish in a vase
18. Two hard seltzers
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19. Some bullets and a cat in a backpack
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20. A clay dinosaur project from a future ceramic artist
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21. A gold NASA pen. Maybe the teacher wanted it for themselves!
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22. A six-pack of beer
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23. A paper from an ongoing butt drawing contest
24. A girl who managed to smuggle a one-week-old baby!
25. Onions
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26. Handcuffs and tear gas
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27. A pineapple. Maybe SpongeBob's in it.
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28. A styrofoam head
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30. This sounds like a fun kid that either everyone wants to be friends with or completely avoid
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32. A Coors Light
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33. A poor chihuahua that was picked up by a first grader
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34. A box full of timers set to ring all at the same time
35. A doobie
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36. A tattoo machine
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37. Their mom's wedding ring to give to their crush, and later on, dad's car keys and a bottle opener
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You would be really surprised by what these kids can bring to their schools when unattended—it's a good thing teachers are able to stop it before it goes overboard! We can't deny that some of these items are actually dangerous, but some are pretty funny, too!
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