50 Times The Wackiest Yet Hilarious Headlines On Local News Got Celebrated In This Twitter Page
This page posts images of the most bizarre and amusing headlines and passages from articles ever published.
Local news has a special talent for turning ordinary events into unforgettable headlines, and this roundup leans all the way into that charm. From typo-filled captions to wildly specific phrasing, these are the kinds of stories that make you stop scrolling and read twice.
The Twitter page behind this collection highlights some of the funniest local news headlines and corrections, with a mix of odd headlines from the UK and beyond. The result is a gallery of stories that are equal parts confusing, accidental, and genuinely hilarious.
By the end, it is hard not to appreciate how much a headline can change the whole mood of a story.
1. Couple selling tickets to heaven
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4. He really never saw it coming
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5. Happy birthday, pothole
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6. Natural disasters
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7. The cat doesn't care about no ban
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8. You can't catch me, fatty
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9. Goat loves a duck costume
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10. Really?
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Some headlines do all the work before the article even starts.
11. Missing jacket found at home
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12. Man screaming at spider
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13. Cheese addiction
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14. About the fire incident
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15. The question lingers
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16. His wife was beautiful and feminine
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17. That is definitely no unicorn
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18. The owls are not what they seem
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19. Oh no
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20. Separate the parrots
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And then the headlines get even stranger.
21. Animals can photobomb too
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22. The judge described her as a mess
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23. No way!
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24. Lick Back In Anger
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25. The bear just wants the cupcake
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26. It's hide and seek after all
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27. A cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger
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28. Just trying to find the dog
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29. The sentinel regrets the error
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30. We apologize for any offense
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By this point, the corrections are almost funnier than the headlines themselves.
This chaos fits right next to marketplace finds that are useful, then completely unexplainable.
31. Where's Dave?
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32. Lol... What!
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33. My goodness
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34. A senseless tragedy
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35. Do something, firefighters
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36. It was just a burrito
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37. How devastating
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38. Chicken gangs run riot
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39. When a commander looks like a kebab
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40. Not a wise burglar
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The final stretch keeps the same chaotic energy.
41. So sad
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42. Lol
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43. I am Jack Sparrow
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44. Lol... When they finally find out, it's going to be epic
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45. Such a relief
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46. Extra biscuits?
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47. Who did that?
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48. Gran theft auto
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49. Got you real good
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50. Anonymous that isn't anonymous
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Most of these stories' headlines alone have the ability to sway our opinions of them before we've even read them. We can quickly determine whether a headline is hilarious, interesting, irritating, or uplifting.
May the next headline be just as ridiculous.
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