50 Times The Wackiest Yet Hilarious Headlines On Local News Got Celebrated In This Twitter Page

This page posts images of the most bizarre and amusing headlines and passages from articles ever published.

Local news has a special talent for turning ordinary events into unforgettable headlines, and this roundup leans all the way into that charm. From typo-filled captions to wildly specific phrasing, these are the kinds of stories that make you stop scrolling and read twice.

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The Twitter page behind this collection highlights some of the funniest local news headlines and corrections, with a mix of odd headlines from the UK and beyond. The result is a gallery of stories that are equal parts confusing, accidental, and genuinely hilarious.

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By the end, it is hard not to appreciate how much a headline can change the whole mood of a story.

1. Couple selling tickets to heaven

1. Couple selling tickets to heavenCr*pLocalNews
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2. Gotta be careful while waving at man dressed as Snickers bar

2. Gotta be careful while waving at man dressed as Snickers barCr*pLocalNews
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3. Breaking News

3. Breaking NewsCr*pLocalNews

4. He really never saw it coming

4. He really never saw it comingCr*pLocalNews

5. Happy birthday, pothole

5. Happy birthday, potholeCr*pLocalNews

6. Natural disasters

6. Natural disastersCr*pLocalNews

7. The cat doesn't care about no ban

7. The cat doesn't care about no banCr*pLocalNews

8. You can't catch me, fatty

8. You can't catch me, fattyCr*pLocalNews

9. Goat loves a duck costume

9. Goat loves a duck costumeCr*pLocalNews

10. Really?

10. Really?Cr*pLocalNews

Some headlines do all the work before the article even starts.

11. Missing jacket found at home

11. Missing jacket found at homeCr*pLocalNews

12. Man screaming at spider

12. Man screaming at spiderCr*pLocalNews

13. Cheese addiction

13. Cheese addictionCr*pLocalNews

14. About the fire incident

14. About the fire incidentCr*pLocalNews

15. The question lingers

15. The question lingersCr*pLocalNews

16. His wife was beautiful and feminine

16. His wife was beautiful and feminineCr*pLocalNews

17. That is definitely no unicorn

17. That is definitely no unicornCr*pLocalNews

18. The owls are not what they seem

18. The owls are not what they seemCr*pLocalNews

19. Oh no

Wacky local news headline text about owls, unicorns, and photobombing animalsCr*pLocalNews

20. Separate the parrots

20. Separate the parrotsCr*pLocalNews

And then the headlines get even stranger.

21. Animals can photobomb too

21. Animals can photobomb tooCr*pLocalNews

22. The judge described her as a mess

22. The judge described her as a messCr*pLocalNews

23. No way!

23. No way!Cr*pLocalNews

24. Lick Back In Anger

24. Lick Back In AngerCr*pLocalNews

25. The bear just wants the cupcake

25. The bear just wants the cupcakeCr*pLocalNews

26. It's hide and seek after all

26. It's hide and seek after allCr*pLocalNews

27. A cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger

27. A cardboard cutout of Arnold SchwarzeneggerCr*pLocalNews

28. Just trying to find the dog

28. Just trying to find the dogCr*pLocalNews

29. The sentinel regrets the error

29. The sentinel regrets the errorCr*pLocalNews

30. We apologize for any offense

30. We apologize for any offenseCr*pLocalNews

By this point, the corrections are almost funnier than the headlines themselves.

This chaos fits right next to marketplace finds that are useful, then completely unexplainable.

31. Where's Dave?

31. Where's Dave?Cr*pLocalNews

32. Lol... What!

32. Lol... What!Cr*pLocalNews

33. My goodness

33. My goodnessCr*pLocalNews

34. A senseless tragedy

34. A senseless tragedyCr*pLocalNews

35. Do something, firefighters

35. Do something, firefightersCr*pLocalNews

36. It was just a burrito

36. It was just a burritoCr*pLocalNews

37. How devastating

37. How devastatingCr*pLocalNews

38. Chicken gangs run riot

38. Chicken gangs run riotCr*pLocalNews

39. When a commander looks like a kebab

39. When a commander looks like a kebabCr*pLocalNews

40. Not a wise burglar

40. Not a wise burglarCr*pLocalNews

The final stretch keeps the same chaotic energy.

41. So sad

Funny local news headline mentioning a commander like a kebab and burglar jokeCr*pLocalNews

42. Lol

Humorous local news headline about a wise burglar, “So sad,” and Jack SparrowCr*pLocalNews

43. I am Jack Sparrow

43. I am Jack SparrowCr*pLocalNews

44. Lol... When they finally find out, it's going to be epic

44. Lol... When they finally find out, it's going to be epicCr*pLocalNews

45. Such a relief

45. Such a reliefCr*pLocalNews

46. Extra biscuits?

46. Extra biscuits?Cr*pLocalNews

47. Who did that?

47. Who did that?Cr*pLocalNews

48. Gran theft auto

48. Gran theft autoCr*pLocalNews

49. Got you real good

49. Got you real goodCr*pLocalNews

50. Anonymous that isn't anonymous

50. Anonymous that isn't anonymousCr*pLocalNews

Most of these stories' headlines alone have the ability to sway our opinions of them before we've even read them. We can quickly determine whether a headline is hilarious, interesting, irritating, or uplifting.

May the next headline be just as ridiculous.

For more, see 81 visual anomalies that make your brain doubt what you’re seeing.

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