30 Of The Most Weird And Absurd Questions Ever Asked On Quora

Being able to ask questions anonymously gives people no shame at all!

Quora has become the internet’s backup plan for the strange, the awkward, and the wildly specific. When people want to ask something embarrassing without the old Yahoo Answers chaos, this is where a lot of those questions end up.

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That makes it a goldmine for anyone who enjoys seeing what people will post under their real names, especially when the questions are so odd they seem almost impossible to take seriously. Some are funny, some are alarming, and some are just plain baffling.

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These 30 questions are a reminder that curiosity has no shame. Read on.

1. Call! The! Police!

1. Call! The! Police!Quora (via Ruin My Week)
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2. Michelle Obama would win

2. Michelle Obama would winQuora (via Ruin My Week)
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3. Eco-capitalism really does bring out the worst in us, huh?

3. Eco-capitalism really does bring out the worst in us, huh?Quora (via Ruin My Week)

4. This is a strange lapse in logic

4. This is a strange lapse in logicQuora (via Ruin My Week)

5. Perhaps start by getting him a therapist...

5. Perhaps start by getting him a therapist...Quora (via Ruin My Week)

6. You'd probably have to ask the designer!

6. You'd probably have to ask the designer!Quora (via Ruin My Week)

7. I think the better question is, "Should people who think cats should be vegan be allowed to own cats?"

7. I think the better question is, "Should people who think cats should be vegan be allowed to own cats?"Quora (via Ruin My Week)

8. No, ladies don't urinate xx

8. No, ladies don't urinate xxQuora (via Ruin My Week)

9. This is the strangest cultural stereotype I have ever heard of

9. This is the strangest cultural stereotype I have ever heard ofQuora (via Ruin My Week)

10. A million subscribers is definitely a viable career option if they are smart!

10. A million subscribers is definitely a viable career option if they are smart!Quora (via Ruin My Week)

11. How are they? Rich.

11. How are they? Rich.Quora (via Ruin My Week)

12. "Hi guys, is giving my child a punitive punishment wrong? Is he right to call me a bad parent for torturing him?"

12. "Hi guys, is giving my child a punitive punishment wrong? Is he right to call me a bad parent for torturing him?"Quora (via Ruin My Week)

This also echoes the dilemma of exposing a secret family recipe after a friend betrayed trust.

13. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO A CHILD?

13. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO A CHILD?Quora (via Ruin My Week)

14. Try saying that and see where it gets you!

14. Try saying that and see where it gets you!Quora (via Ruin My Week)

15. "Hey internet, should I crush my child's spirit?"

15. "Hey internet, should I crush my child's spirit?"Quora (via Ruin My Week)

16. Parents can have red flags too.

16. Parents can have red flags too.Quora (via Ruin My Week)

17. Move. Also, stop being so unreasonable!

17. Move. Also, stop being so unreasonable!Quora (via Ruin My Week)

18. Um. Presumably, the lifeguard is more concerned with saving lives rather than making out?

18. Um. Presumably, the lifeguard is more concerned with saving lives rather than making out?Quora (via Ruin My Week)

19. There is always a supernatural explanation for normal things if you know where to look.

19. There is always a supernatural explanation for normal things if you know where to look.Quora (via Ruin My Week)

20. Is having a gaming girlfriend cheating?

20. Is having a gaming girlfriend cheating?Quora (via Ruin My Week)

21. Kids are more likely to pick up skills if you teach them from a young age!

21. Kids are more likely to pick up skills if you teach them from a young age!Quora (via Ruin My Week)

22. There is an alternate timeline where 9/11 didn't happen, and this was how it was stopped.

22. There is an alternate timeline where 9/11 didn't happen, and this was how it was stopped.Quora (via Ruin My Week)

23. Sugar, spice, and all things biology!

23. Sugar, spice, and all things biology!Quora (via Ruin My Week)

24. "THE BIG CHUNGUS"

24. "THE BIG CHUNGUS"Quora (via Ruin My Week)

25. "How is it possible that despite my terrible teaching, kids have left high school and grown up to be happy?"

25. "How is it possible that despite my terrible teaching, kids have left high school and grown up to be happy?"Quora (via Ruin My Week)

26. This is one way to say that you object!

26. This is one way to say that you object!Quora (via Ruin My Week)

27. People are surprisingly chill about posting child abuse online?

27. People are surprisingly chill about posting child abuse online?Quora (via Ruin My Week)

28. Tell me you're an annoying customer without telling me you're an annoying customer.

28. Tell me you're an annoying customer without telling me you're an annoying customer.Quora (via Ruin My Week)

29. You don't have custody over a 25-year-old? Also, congrats, you have straight-up ruined your relationship with him!

29. You don't have custody over a 25-year-old? Also, congrats, you have straight-up ruined your relationship with him!Quora (via Ruin My Week)

30. Very glad this question about causing serious bodily harm is hypothetical!

30. Very glad this question about causing serious bodily harm is hypothetical!Quora (via Ruin My Week)

While Quora might not be able to completely fill the void that Yahoo Answers left, it is a pretty worthy substitute. Nowhere else will you find such brazen, shameless questions about any topic you can possibly think of.

Be real with yourself for a second: would you ever ask a question like one of these online? It is a good way to get advice from people who do not know you (and therefore are not biased), but those answering do not hold back.

You need a pretty thick skin to ask questions anonymously online; could you do it?

Ready for another loyalty test, read how a longtime friend handled damaging rumors.

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