30 Of The Most Weird And Absurd Questions Ever Asked On Quora

Being able to ask questions anonymously gives people no shame at all!

Sophia

Published in Funny
12 Oct 2021

30 Of The Most Weird And Absurd Questions Ever Asked On Quora

Ever since Yahoo Answers was shut down, there has been a sad void in the fabric of the internet. There was nowhere else to go to ask embarrassing questions or, even better, to read about all the embarrassing questions that others have decided to post on the internet forever.

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Since then, many people have been sharing their humiliating questions in private Facebook groups dedicated to sometimes relevant topics. Perhaps this is worse than Yahoo Answers because you haven't truly encountered stupidity until you see the kinds of things that people openly ask with their real names attached.

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These individuals are usually shut down in the comments section, and then they unfortunately delete their posts. The lack of anonymity in this method, along with the likelihood of someone you know seeing it, has made this form of question-asking a lot less enjoyable.

Luckily, there is a substitute for this that, while not quite as good as Yahoo Answers, is far better than Facebook groups. I am, of course, talking about Quora.

So, if you are looking for a place to ask the weirdest or most inappropriate question you can think of, Quora is the right place for you. But if you’re looking for a selection of the most absurd questions to have a laugh at, read on.

1. Call! The! Police!

2. Michelle Obama would win

3. Eco-capitalism really does bring out the worst in us, huh?

4. This is a strange lapse in logic

5. Perhaps start by getting him a therapist...

6. You'd probably have to ask the designer!

7. I think the better question is, "Should people who think cats should be vegan be allowed to own cats?"

8. No, ladies don't urinate xx

9. This is the strangest cultural stereotype I have ever heard of

10. A million subscribers is definitely a viable career option if they are smart!

11. How are they? Rich.

12. "Hi guys, is giving my child a punitive punishment wrong? Is he right to call me a bad parent for torturing him?"

13. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO A CHILD?

14. Try saying that and see where it gets you!

15. "Hey internet, should I crush my child's spirit?"

16. Parents can have red flags too.

17. Move. Also, stop being so unreasonable!

18. Um. Presumably, the lifeguard is more concerned with saving lives rather than making out?

19. There is always a supernatural explanation for normal things if you know where to look.

20. Is having a gaming girlfriend cheating?

21. Kids are more likely to pick up skills if you teach them from a young age!

22. There is an alternate timeline where 9/11 didn't happen, and this was how it was stopped.

23. Sugar, spice, and all things biology!

24. "THE BIG CHUNGUS"

25. "How is it possible that despite my terrible teaching, kids have left high school and grown up to be happy?"

26. This is one way to say that you object!

27. People are surprisingly chill about posting child abuse online?

28. Tell me you're an annoying customer without telling me you're an annoying customer.

29. You don't have custody over a 25-year-old? Also, congrats, you have straight-up ruined your relationship with him!

30. Very glad this question about causing serious bodily harm is hypothetical!

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