35 Dudes Who Thought They Knew About Women But Clearly Have No True Idea What Women Are About
These 35 men believed they had a good understanding of women, but they proved to women that they actually have no idea what they're talking about.
Some people are very confident about women, right up until they say something that proves they have no clue what they are talking about. That is exactly the vibe running through this collection of wildly off-base takes, awkward assumptions, and bizarre public comments.
From social media posts to textbook excerpts and random internet rants, these men keep trying to explain women, women’s bodies, and women’s behavior, and the results are painfully wrong. The reactions are part disbelief, part secondhand embarrassment, and all too familiar for anyone who has seen this kind of nonsense before.
By the end, it is hard not to wonder how so many people can be this confident and this mistaken at the same time.
1. This is apparently how women cope with a loss.
2. Yes, because that's why women need to pull down their shorts.
3. Someone's brother came across this excerpt in his official school textbook.
4. If you have blood sprayed all over the place, then you have a bigger issue on your hands than women's periods.
5. "Milliboobs per handful"—who exactly came up with these measurements and why?
6. Okay, this one is a long read, but definitely worth your time.
This one starts off strong.
This is already starting off wild.
Here he goes.
He keeps going on and on.
And on.
He is very passionate about this.
"Anyways..."
At this point, the reply was probably inevitable.
I mean, would you even respond at this point?
Literally, what is he talking about?
I'm not sure where his point is going.
"But yeah, that's it."
She decided to reply.
He's still adamant about what he said, though.
And if you’re wondering about “fairness,” this is basically AITA drama over insisting on individual dinner bill split.
"F*cking. Feminist. Idiots."
7. Does he even know how last names work? That's not how they work.
8. A girl's genetic code changes? Does it now? I had no idea.
9. Yes, because vaginas act as another pocket for items.
10. They just try so hard. Too hard.
11. I have nothing to say because this is outrageous.
12. Someone tell me how boobs are so soft yet they think they're made out of straight muscle?
13. Stan Lee needs to get it together.
14. Sorry to burst your bubble, but "occasional vaginal discharge" is normal, and every woman experiences it.
15. Could you imagine this? No, thanks.
16. The visual of this is ridiculous.
17. Human women are definitely like people and not cats, but okay.
18. Men really are uneducated about women's bodies.
19. Well then, as a guy, your opinion doesn't matter, does it?
20. "They're lesbians, Harold."
21. Someone needs to teach female anatomy to the males.
22. Who determined that 100 pounds is the universal weight of a woman?
23. Where else would you like for them to have it? It doesn't stop just because they enter school grounds.
24. Childbirth actually doesn't feel like that, but you would know.
25. The way she is portrayed is just...no.
26. Clearly, he has no idea.
27. "You still get periods?" Oh man. Who's going to tell him?
28. At least he provided a lot of detail.
29. A vulva? What even is that?
30. A weird visual that this gives, and not a good one.
31. I don't think this is the type of skilled painting that any woman wants to do.
32. Disrespectful is the best word.
33. Why are men not educated about women's bodies?
34. They really have no idea.
35. Gravity is definitely still a thing for women when they are sitting down.
36. Yes, sure, let's ask a man if women hate women. That makes so much sense.
That was a lot of confidence for very little accuracy.
After reading some of these, I think it's safe to say that female and male anatomy should be taught to both genders. It's amazing how many men have bizarre misconceptions about the female body.
This post has taught many of us that men really don't know what's going on, and the things they believe about women are quite crazy. Do you have anything to add to this list, or have you had an experience like one of these?
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