20 of the Funniest, Perfect Internet One-Liners

The perfect clapbacks you wish you'd written yourself.

There's a lot of funny content on the internet, and Twitter seriously delivers the goods when it comes to humor. I was telling my husband just last week that I am so glad that internet and meme culture are so prominent because they expose us to so many hilarious people we would have never known existed if we couldn't just whip out our phones and scroll through the hilarity. Luckily, we are making it even easier for you by compiling 20 of the funniest internet clapbacks and Twitter replies right here, all in one place. Check them out.

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1. It ain't all about you, Lori!

1. It ain't all about you, Lori!
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2. What topics specifically?

2. What topics specifically?
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3. Ouch. Heartbreak sucks, though.

3. Ouch. Heartbreak sucks, though.

4. Not waking up to use the toilet would be great.

4. Not waking up to use the toilet would be great.

5. Obviously, I say, 'Caribbean.'

5. Obviously, I say, 'Caribbean.'

6. Uhhhh, rich girls on Instagram having to travel everywhere, ahahaha.

6. Uhhhh, rich girls on Instagram having to travel everywhere, ahahaha.

7. Everything, but this especially.

7. Everything, but this especially.

8. Don't come at my momma.

8. Don't come at my momma.

9. Of course, data.

9. Of course, data.

10. FALSE. Utter falsity.

10. FALSE. Utter falsity.

11. Apples last about 5 seconds if you're lucky. IF.

11. Apples last about 5 seconds if you're lucky. IF.

12. Cats have zero respect.

12. Cats have zero respect.

13. This explains so much.

13. This explains so much.

14. Like an alarm clock.

14. Like an alarm clock.

15. Yen, pounds, euros... you get it, right?

15. Yen, pounds, euros... you get it, right?Twitter

16. Graduation.

16. Graduation.

17. I can't deal with this.

17. I can't deal with this.

18. That's on page 1 of the manual.

18. That's on page 1 of the manual.

19. Coming out of a coma...

19. Coming out of a coma...

20. The plan is that you have to catch the bus.

20. The plan is that you have to catch the bus.

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