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The Pun Rises: Start Your Day With 40 Excellent Puns

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The Pun Rises: Start Your Day With 40 Excellent Puns

Some pun collections are so delightfully bad that they loop right back around to being good. This roundup is packed with groan-worthy wordplay, cheeky one-liners, and the kind of jokes that make you roll your eyes before you laugh.

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The images below pull together a mix of pun-heavy posts that lean into everything from everyday objects to pop culture references. Some are clever, some are absurd, and a few are so painfully on-brand that they practically demand a second look.

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If you like your humor a little corny and a lot punny, this one should do the trick. Read on.

1. "Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?"

1. "Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?"ThePunnyWorld
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2. Get ready to raise the roof

2. Get ready to raise the roofThePunnyWorld
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3. Congratulations, it's a pun!

3. Congratulations, it's a pun!ThePunnyWorld

4. Don’t play poi with me

4. Don’t play poi with meThePunnyWorld

5. A whole new take on the Cloud

5. A whole new take on the CloudThePunnyWorld

6. Nothing better than not working

6. Nothing better than not workingThePunnyWorld

7. Life is all about perspective

7. Life is all about perspectiveThePunnyWorld

8. Are you okay?

8. Are you okay?ThePunnyWorld

9. But I can write on both

9. But I can write on bothThePunnyWorld

10. A clever riddle

10. A clever riddleThePunnyWorld

11. And anger a hardline conservative

11. And anger a hardline conservativeThePunnyWorld

12. Badum-tiss

12. Badum-tissThePunnyWorld Handwritten pun list featuring “Badum-tiss” and “A grape endeavor” captionsgiphy

13. A grape endeavor

13. A grape endeavorThePunnyWorld

14. Wholesome and punny

14. Wholesome and punnyThePunnyWorld

15. Think they peaked with this one?

15. Think they peaked with this one?ThePunnyWorld

16. He has a third on the way, Anna123

16. He has a third on the way, Anna123ThePunnyWorld

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17. They must have had access to a lot of office jobs

17. They must have had access to a lot of office jobsThePunnyWorld

18. The force is strong with this one

18. The force is strong with this oneThePunnyWorld

19. Blub blub

19. Blub blubThePunnyWorld

20. Bee puns really sting

20. Bee puns really stingThePunnyWorld

21. Take it with a pinch of salt

21. Take it with a pinch of saltThePunnyWorld

22. Swole days

22. Swole daysThePunnyWorld

23. Did they just correct him or say yes?

23. Did they just correct him or say yes?ThePunnyWorld

24. Maybe even offended, stunned, or humiliated

24. Maybe even offended, stunned, or humiliatedThePunnyWorld

25. 1/100,000,000,000 would not recommend

25. 1/100,000,000,000 would not recommendThePunnyWorld

26. He can also solve netting issues on the fly

26. He can also solve netting issues on the flyThePunnyWorld

27. Let me levee my options in case there is an outfall

27. Let me levee my options in case there is an outfallThePunnyWorld

28. Just like grammar used to make

28. Just like grammar used to makeThePunnyWorld

29. I GUESS

29. I GUESSThePunnyWorld Playful wordplay graphic with “I GUESS,” “In a literal sense, yes,” and “Groot joke”imgur

30. In a literal sense, yes

30. In a literal sense, yesThePunnyWorld

31. Groot joke

31. Groot jokeThePunnyWorld

32. Gonna cost psalm money

32. Gonna cost psalm moneyThePunnyWorld

33. Gimme

Roman numeral themed pun card referencing “Groot joke” and “psalm money”ThePunnyWorld Punny headline with Roman numerals, “Did Jew really just say that?” text overlaygiphy

34. I, for one, quite like Roman numerals

34. I, for one, quite like Roman numeralsThePunnyWorld

35. Did Jew really just say that?

35. Did Jew really just say that?ThePunnyWorld

36. I heard that's where Roy G. Biv ended up

36. I heard that's where Roy G. Biv ended upThePunnyWorld

37. Right at the tips of my fingers

37. Right at the tips of my fingersThePunnyWorld

38. 15 minutes later, the neutron decays

38. 15 minutes later, the neutron decaysThePunnyWorld

39. Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humor

39. Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humorThePunnyWorld

40. Every good pun needs firm foundations to build on

40. Every good pun needs firm foundations to build onThePunnyWorld

Are you a pun lover or a pun hater? I absolutely adore puns; the cheesier, the better, in my opinion. Let us know how you feel about puns in the comments section, and if you have a favorite pun, be sure to include it for everyone to enjoy.

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