14 Celebs Who Are Just Awful When It Comes To Kissing

Some celebrity kisses look like movie magic, but behind the scenes? Not so glamorous. A bunch of stars have been called out for smudging the whole “steamy romance” vibe, and it’s not subtle. We’re talking about real co-stars describing real kissing scenes like they were… uncomfortable chores.

And the messy part is, these weren’t random rumors. Leonardo DiCaprio left Virginie Ledoyen with nothing to remember but a lack of “honest passion.” Ben Affleck’s breath apparently became a whole problem on set with Sandra Bullock during Forces of Nature. Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson allegedly snorted and snot during every second of his kissing scene with Reese Witherspoon watching the chaos unfold.

So yeah, this is one of those lists where the “romance” is literally the least convincing part.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio

Virginie Ledoyen revealed her kiss with Leo on The Beach: “There was no honest passion. No real sensitivity in our love scenes. I can’t remember his kiss.”

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2. James Franco

When asked by Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live about her on-screen kiss with Franco in 2016's Why Him?, Zoey Deutch, the former co-star, simply replied, "Meh."

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3. Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck's on-screen kisses with co-star Sandra Bullock during the filming of Forces of Nature didn't go over too well; Bullock was less than thrilled about the interaction. The Good Will Hunting actor's breath was so bad that she even suggested he take a break.

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4. Angelina Jolie

When being interviewed on Today while shooting the 2008 thriller Wanted with Angelina Jolie, James McAvoy confessed that kissing her on the movie set was "uncomfortable, soggy, and not enjoyable."

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5. Matt Lanter

When shooting the 90210 revivals, AnnaLynne McCord informed HollywoodLife that her co-star Matt Lanter was a terrible kisser. She stated, “He is a really bad kisser, so it kind of sucks.”

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6. Robert Pattinson

Reese Witherspoon, the star of Big Little Lies, recounted that when filming for Water for Elephants in 2011, Robert Pattinson showed that he was not as sexy during kissing scenes. She revealed, “He was snorting and snotting through every second of it—and it was not appealing.”

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7. Keira Knightley

Her co-star Depp said to TMZ, “Any kind of scene like that, whenever you’re doing that sort of thing, it’s always unbelievably awkward, especially having [first] met Keira when she was 17,” he revealed.

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8. Emma Watson

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe experienced his kiss with Emma Watson while filming the franchise. “I was ambushed! It was full on,” he told Marie Claire. “I always thought it would be this soft, sensual moment and this passionate kissing happening to me. She is a bit of an animal.”

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This is also like the friend who told her best friend the crush was real and regretted it.

9. Harrison Ford

Despite Oscar winner Helen Mirren thinking of Harrison Ford as "the nicest, sweetest guy you could want to meet," she wasn't keen on the smooching that was required during the filming of The Mosquito Coast in 1986. In her words, "He can't kiss. He's probably not very good off-screen either." Ouch!

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10. Kate Hudson

If you are planning to kiss someone, it is best to stay away from spicy, garlicky, and oniony foods. This is a lesson that Kate Hudson learned the hard way when former co-star Dane Cook called her out on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live series.

He said, “I did a movie with her, My Best Friend’s Girl, and I think she (may have) purposely ate just like a feast of onions before our scene.”

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11. Tom Cruise

Thandie Newton said: “Kissing Tom Cruise was slightly icky and sort of wet,” Newton recalls her time on the Mission: Impossible II set. “I’d really go home at the end of the day and moan about… how many times we had to do it.”

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12. Rupert Grint

The actor admitted he fumbled with the kiss due to nerves. “I never look back at that scene,” he revealed. “I’ve known Emma since she was nine, and we had this very brother-sister relationship.”

Even Watson admits she thought too much in that scene, “I was like, ‘Do I use tongue?’ ‘Do I not use tongue? Do I cover my teeth? What do I do? Do I go first? Oh my God!’ I was so desperate to get it over. After the first take, he was like, ‘Whoa, there! Where did that come from?’ I was like, ‘Sorry!’”

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13. Bradley Cooper

When shooting Silver Linings Playbook, Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence had their first kiss scene. Unfortunately, Lawrence wasn't too impressed with Cooper's kissing technique. Cooper later shared in an interview, "After the second take, she said, 'You're a wet kisser.' You don't want to hear that. It was not a compliment."

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14. Jennifer Lawrence

Liam Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson, Jennifer Lawrence's co-stars in The Hunger Games, revealed that she often consumed large amounts of tuna and garlic-flavored dishes prior to kissing them. Lawrence would then joke about the fact that she hadn't brushed her teeth, to which the two men responded with enthusiasm, eager to experience the flavor for themselves.

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Before you even get to the bigger names, Leonardo DiCaprio’s The Beach confession from Virginie Ledoyen sets the tone, and it is not flattering.

Then James Franco gets hit with a blunt “Meh” from Zoey Deutch, which is basically the celebrity-kissing equivalent of a shrug.

After that, Ben Affleck’s Forces of Nature set turned into a breath-related emergency, because Sandra Bullock suggested he take a break.

By the time Robert Pattinson is snorting and snotting through Water for Elephants, you start to wonder if kissing scenes are cursed in this industry.

Good kissing requires patience, trust, and practice. It doesn’t happen overnight, and it takes time to get it right. Through trial and error, two people can learn how to kiss each other in a way that is both enjoyable and satisfying.

It is important to take your time when kissing, pay attention to your partner’s body language and reactions, and be mindful of their needs.

Nobody wants “ambushed” kissing, especially when it comes with snorting, sogginess, and a request for a break.

For more “friendship advice fallout,” see why ignoring her best friend’s warning blew up, choosing love over friendship.