40 People Share Their Cleaning Fails, And They Are Hilarious
You could never be bored if you have a Roomba around the house
No one likes household chores. They’ve probably caused more breakups and divorces than adultery. A couple of years ago, we were blessed with the invention of robot vacuum cleaners.
Oh, how happy we were imagining a world where there would be no more vacuuming! Well, it turned out that they were not as great as we had hoped.
Sometimes, instead of freeing us from chores, they actually make us work more—we have to clean up after them or rescue them when they get entangled. Or they might get dismantled by the family dog…
People share their cleaning failures, and they are hilarious. We have compiled a list of the most interesting ones. You will notice that almost all of the situations feature robot cleaners as central characters.
The first robot vacuum was invented by James Dizon, but it wasn't until 2014 that futuristic vacuuming became a reality. They were science fiction a decade ago, and now these flying saucers make up one-fifth of the global vacuum cleaner market.
The Roomba remains a bestseller, accounting for 70% of total robot vacuum sales. It’s expensive—the prices start at $300—but still, over 14 million units have been sold.
The iRobot CEO and co-founder Colin Angle told TechCrunch that Roomba’s high sales prove it’s “a steady business for a consumer product that starts at a price point that tends to be a bit higher than your average human-powered home cleaning hardware.” In the meantime, Angle predicts that home robots will gain more importance as our homes become smarter.
However, some opponents argue that robot vacuums will never replace conventional cleaning tools since they don’t perform their job properly. According to The New York Times, even the top-of-the-line robot vacuums hardly touch the fine dust accumulated in carpets.
“After six months of regular cleaning with the top-of-the-line Roomba, all of this debris still managed to pile up in a single 6-by-9-foot area rug.” It took only 15 minutes to clean that mess with a human-powered vacuum.
Another disadvantage of robot vacuum cleaners is that homes with many obstacles are not friendly to robots, which quickly get trapped in household messes. Items thrown on the floor, cables, and laundry piles—everything can be a trap for these devices.
So, if you want it to work, you have to clean up before setting it free. And finally, in all fairness, most robots look ridiculous while working. They often bump into the same obstacle dozens of times and clean the same area for 30 minutes.
1. "My Parents Tested Using Robo-Vac To Clean The Unfinished Basement And Apparently Left The Walk-Out Door Open"
FliesLikeABrick
2. "Local Doggie Daycare Learned A Valuable Lesson About Leaving A Roomba In The Reception Area"
jacksonkeirmclean
3. "Wife And Teen Daughters Said Vacuum Wasn't Working, Checked Roller Brush"
imnotmarvin
4. "Roomba Tried To Make A Break For It Today"
Shocknawe-21
5. "Forgot My Headphones On The Ground While The Roomba Was Running"
Shiby92
6. A cliff
ferbass
7. "Bumped The Empty Button After Finishing Vacuuming"
VicVinegar23
8. "Just My Neighbor Vacuuming His Grass"
mideonequalsratings
9. "My Robot Vacuum Ate A Piece Of Chalk"
Hamperstand
10. "Mother Knew I Wanted A Roomba But Didn't Want To Waste That Much Money On One. So She Found One For A Bargain. Note, It Has Zero Vacuuming Ability"
edgeofruin
11. "Apparently My Husband Hasn't Learned How To Hide His Charger Cords From 'Eva' The Vacuum"
g0087
12. "A Volunteer At Our Local Cat Rescue Turned On The Vacuum"
Ski_ND
13. Drunk Roomba
hi.imfancynancy
14. Your vacuum cleaner doesn't work? Why?
ireadforthearticle
15. "When The Robo Vacuum Ruins Its Perfect Track Lines Returning To Base"
matthewbronk
16. "I'm Afraid Our Vacuum Will Quit Soon. It Seems He Had An Interview"
PhoenixK
17. "This Is What I Woke Up To"
TriestGieter
18. "Apparently My Dog Thought The Roomba Was An Assailant"
Apolymoxic
19. "This Is Carl. He Likes To Squeeze Into Impossible Spots And Then Sleep. This Is His Favorite Spot; It Takes 2+ People To Get Him Out"
fromalisonwithlove
20. Dog and Roomba
Makattic
21. "I Found This While Vacuuming Under Our Bed"
Domestica
22. "My Girlfriend Was Wondering Why Her Vacuum Was Not Working Anymore"
johnfaber
23. "I Hear Screaming Coming From The Living Room, Only To Find My 5-Year-Old Daughter On The Floor With Her Hair All Sucked Up And Tangled In Our iLife Robot Vacuum"
tabithadudley
24. "Roomba Has Gone Rogue"
live-love-explore
25. "My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy's Poop And Proceeded To 'Clean' The Rest Of My Home"
screamicide
26. "This Is What Happens When Your Wife Leaves The Door Open To The Pool Area. Your Expensive Robot Vacuum Decides It Wants To Meet The Pool Vacuum... Goddammit"
pianoman1969
27. "Started Cracking Up When I Discovered SNL’s Mr. Bill Stuck Like This In The Roomba. Poor Guy"
goobqueen
28. "Cat + Paint Can + Roomba"
Pliny_the_middle
29. "The Roomba Didn't Come Home Last Night After Its Scheduled Cleaning And Is Nowhere To Be Found"
Bishopwsu
30. "Came Into The Kitchen To Find That My Dog Trapped The Dead Roomba With His Toys"
spritzofperfume
31. "This Vacuum At Work Hadn't Been Cleaned In A While"
ElBurritoNinja
32. "Why You Shouldn't Agree To Dogsit When You Have A Robot Vacuum"
Zammonster
33. "Not Only Did It Steal The Bloody Shower Towel, It Tried To Hide Under The Vanity. I Suppose It Wanted To Snack In Private"
Sidragon1
34. "Just Vacuuming The Street In Front Of The 5-Star Hotel"
Rx-Ende
35. "Just Found Out I Bought A Vacuum That Doesn’t Have Any Vacuum Capabilities; It Just Rolls Around The Floor"
jackux1257
36. "Roomba Suicide In My House Last Night. It Somehow Wrapped Up Its Sensors In Toilet Paper And Headed Off The Edge"
Envoy_to_the_Stars
37. "Received A Notification From My iRobot App: 'Roomba Requires Your Attention. Roomba Is Stuck Near A Cliff'"
BubbaYoshi117
38. "My Buddy's Girlfriend Has A Husky And Hasn't Vacuumed For A Few Months. This Came Out Of Said Vacuum After"
1eyedwunderweasel
39. "Our Roomba Had A Run-In With Naked Barbie. Naked Barbie Lost"
zbibbo
40. "It Made It Less Than A Meter From The Charger Before Asking To Be Charged Again"
Klikini
41. "Apparently I Found A Loose Thread While Vacuuming"
BTYM
42. "Never Vacuum Your Keyboard"
Brownerbae
43. "Found Out Why The Roomba Quit Working"
mrmcgeek
44. "Came Home From Dinner And Found My Vacuum Hanging On For Life"
klippers
45. "Today I Got Home To A Vacuum Robot With Artistic Pretensions"
soundjack