Men Who Think They Know Women But Seem Like They've Never Spoken To One In Real Life

You can form an opinion about women only after actually talking to one of them.

Some men really do post the wildest things about women online, and the confidence is often the most confusing part. The screenshots in this story show people making sweeping claims about women, relationships, bodies, and everyday life, all while sounding like they have never spent time around real women at all.

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That is what makes the whole thing so awkward, because these posts are not just clueless, they are loud, public, and often bizarrely specific. The reactions are just as blunt, with women and other commenters calling out the nonsense one screenshot at a time.

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By the end, it is hard not to wonder how these people made it this far without learning the basics. Read on.

1. "This is not how any of this works"

1. "This is not how any of this works"Reddit
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2. "Are You Kidding Me?"

2. "Are You Kidding Me?"Reddit
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3. "This just in, women don’t have sex drives"

3. "This just in, women don’t have sex drives"Reddit

4. "What's sad is he's 100% serious"

4. "What's sad is he's 100% serious"Reddit

5. "Only boys are curious and ask questions 😤"

5. "Only boys are curious and ask questions 😤"Reddit

6. "TIL no women have jobs. Top-tier comedy from r/memes."

6. "TIL no women have jobs. Top-tier comedy from r/memes."Reddit

That confidence is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

7. "Bet they like it" Yeah, obviously.

7. "Bet they like it" Yeah, obviously.Reddit

8. "Save women from our inability to social distance!"

8. "Save women from our inability to social distance!"Reddit

9. "The average woman has sex with 1-3 new men per week"

9. "The average woman has sex with 1-3 new men per week"Reddit

10. "Women don't have hobbies, apparently"

10. "Women don't have hobbies, apparently"Reddit

11. "On a post about women in medical school"

11. "On a post about women in medical school"Reddit

12. "Yes, because I actually want a completely dependent creature at a time when I can't even afford my own food. THAT'S why I have a cat. /s"

12. "Yes, because I actually want a completely dependent creature at a time when I can't even afford my own food. THAT'S why I have a cat. /s"Reddit

Some of these takes sound like they were written in another universe.

13. "I can't believe I found this"

13. "I can't believe I found this"Reddit

14. "This is the most insane thing I have ever read"

14. "This is the most insane thing I have ever read"Reddit

15. "I’m so glad we have people like this dude to explain periods to us."

15. "I’m so glad we have people like this dude to explain periods to us."Reddit

16. Some people are seriously messed up in the head.

16. Some people are seriously messed up in the head.Reddit

17. “Women fall in love once in a lifetime. Unlike men, who fall in love every day.”

17. “Women fall in love once in a lifetime. Unlike men, who fall in love every day.”Reddit

18. "Another take from the “manosphere” intellectual powerhouse"

18. "Another take from the “manosphere” intellectual powerhouse"Reddit

19. This gamer is confused because a female character in a game has hair on her body.

And somehow, it keeps getting worse.

It’s giving the vibe of the guy refusing his girlfriend’s second cat, Am I wrong for saying no to her second cat obsession?

20. "In simpler terms: “I straight up cannot please a woman.”"

20. "In simpler terms: “I straight up cannot please a woman.”"Reddit

21. "Literally almost every woman. He must spend too much time on Instagram or porn sites to notice the wide variety of women who exist in real life."

21. "Literally almost every woman. He must spend too much time on Instagram or porn sites to notice the wide variety of women who exist in real life."Reddit

22. "Girls don't have ankles"

22. "Girls don't have ankles"Reddit

23. This guy seems like he knows what he's talking about.

23. This guy seems like he knows what he's talking about.Reddit

24. The more you know...

24. The more you know...Reddit

25. "Is… this… true…"

Someone give this guy a Nobel Prize.

25. "Is… this… true…"

26. "This Tweet is from 1834"

26. "This Tweet is from 1834"Reddit

27. "Found on another sub: women only like Harry Potter and Twilight, apparently"

27. "Found on another sub: women only like Harry Potter and Twilight, apparently"Reddit

28. "Who thinks of this 😭😭😭😭"

28. "Who thinks of this 😭😭😭😭"Reddit

29. "A clip of a hunting shark somehow turned into this..."

29. "A clip of a hunting shark somehow turned into this..."Reddit

30. "TIL that women can't have male friends..."

30. "TIL that women can't have male friends..."Reddit

31. "Okay, Bestie"

31. "Okay, Bestie"Reddit

These men need to seriously consider taking some courses on women; they have absolutely no idea what a woman even is. Maybe once they finally talk to an actual girl, they might change their idiotic opinions about them.

If you haven't been around many women in your lifetime, why even embarrass yourself online with such statements?

May these takes stay offline forever.

Wait until you see the “proof” that daily life is normal, in 81 visual anomalies that break logic.

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