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30 People Share The Craziest Things Their Exes Have Done And We Are Wondering Why They Are Not In Jail

The mood of these stories: "I feel like that should be a lawsuit of some kind."

30 People Share The Craziest Things Their Exes Have Done And We Are Wondering Why They Are Not In Jail

A favorite topic of conversation, both online and in person, is stories about relationships. One of the first things we ask our friends when we see them is what's going on in their dating lives.

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No matter how long these romantic relationships last, there is always at least one juicy story that will either make us hear alarm bells or wedding bells. Either way, they are definitely interesting.

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So interesting are these kinds of stories that some of them even go viral. The internet loves nothing more than a crazy relationship story they can gossip about.

Consider just how quickly celebrity breakup stories start trending. Even the hint of unproven separation or divorce sends the general public into a frenzy.

Individuals willingly spend hours of their day digging for proof that their favorite TV couple has gone their separate ways. Sometimes, even stories about non-celebrity couples go viral, and for good reason: they are most definitely out of the norm.

There's one particular Reddit thread that has sent shockwaves online because of the eyebrow-raising crazy ex stories shared by anonymous users. Some of these stories are certifiably demented and would have landed the individuals in jail had they been caught.

After reading these anecdotes, you might just be glad that you're single. Being alone is definitely better than being with some of these devil-adjacent former partners.

The question that sent us down the crazy ex rabbit hole:

The question that sent us down the crazy ex rabbit hole:into_the_void22
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1. The dog is not the only one confused—what?

1. The dog is not the only one confused—what?Saltwindandfire
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2. To hell with you, Justin!

2. To hell with you, Justin!PuttyRiot

3. This won't be the last time on this thread where we can say this is so messed up!

3. This won't be the last time on this thread where we can say this is so messed up!rosanymphae

4. This is brilliantly diabolical and petty!

4. This is brilliantly diabolical and petty!bellcait

5. What was she trying to achieve with this?

5. What was she trying to achieve with this?PossibleTartarian

6. Again, this is so messed up! Purely cruel.

6. Again, this is so messed up! Purely cruel.Chief_Heda

7. In another comment, he shared that he thankfully escaped that dangerous situation. His ex was also physically abusive toward him, and he's going to therapy now to get better.

7. In another comment, he shared that he thankfully escaped that dangerous situation. His ex was also physically abusive toward him, and he's going to therapy now to get better.onmysadboyshhhrn

8. An ex-friend pulled a horrible prank by dropping off his drunk friend at another house.

8. An ex-friend pulled a horrible prank by dropping off his drunk friend at another house.dring157

He got lost on an unfamiliar street and was picked up by the police.

He got lost on an unfamiliar street and was picked up by the police.dring157

He was arrested for public intoxication.

He was arrested for public intoxication.dring157

Thankfully, his roommate noticed he was gone, reported him missing, and then bailed him out.

Thankfully, his roommate noticed he was gone, reported him missing, and then bailed him out.dring157

The DUI charges were dropped, and he cut contact with the horrible 'friend.'

The DUI charges were dropped, and he cut contact with the horrible 'friend.'dring157

9. An ex who filed a false report against her boyfriend, managing to get him into a psychiatric hold for three days during his final exams week.

9. An ex who filed a false report against her boyfriend, managing to get him into a psychiatric hold for three days during his final exams week.solo954

10. An ex-girlfriend who tried to establish paperwork claiming she was a resident of the house when she found out her boyfriend was about to dump her.

10. An ex-girlfriend who tried to establish paperwork claiming she was a resident of the house when she found out her boyfriend was about to dump her.armhat

11. An ex who tried to use the 'we had sex, therefore we have to get married' card.

11. An ex who tried to use the 'we had sex, therefore we have to get married' card.droccafella03

12. Did she stab you with a pencil to wake you up?

12. Did she stab you with a pencil to wake you up?lotus38

13. Happy birthday! Oh, I've been cheating on you for over a year. Too bad about your dead mom; the cancer must suck. Best wishes!

13. Happy birthday! Oh, I've been cheating on you for over a year. Too bad about your dead mom; the cancer must suck. Best wishes!LukeWarmTauntaun4

14. An ex-girlfriend chose to break her boyfriend's eardrum because he wouldn't wake up after a late-night shift.

14. An ex-girlfriend chose to break her boyfriend's eardrum because he wouldn't wake up after a late-night shift.Crackracket

15. That's not how you successfully trap someone with a baby.

15. That's not how you successfully trap someone with a baby.DarthVader9696

16. Got stalked by her ex. The ex applied to her and her husband's workplace, stole their mail, and paid their electric bill. WHAT.

16. Got stalked by her ex. The ex applied to her and her husband's workplace, stole their mail, and paid their electric bill. WHAT.ImpressiveRespect47

17. Just a regular ex who wanted to ruin this person's life.

17. Just a regular ex who wanted to ruin this person's life.JasonShort

Almost got dismissed and jailed by the military and nearly lost his home.

Almost got dismissed and jailed by the military and nearly lost his home.JasonShort

18. So, so illegal!

18. So, so illegal!HelmutTheSpeedyGobbo

19. This doesn't sound like the beginning of a true crime documentary at all.

19. This doesn't sound like the beginning of a true crime documentary at all.strawbryshorty04

20. He has a goal, but I cannot see his methods working out at all.

20. He has a goal, but I cannot see his methods working out at all.Gurke666

21. It's a good thing you found out before you were officially a part of that family.

21. It's a good thing you found out before you were officially a part of that family.Sol-Blackguy

22. A special place in hell.

22. A special place in hell.patricksaurus

23. With the bed frame and everything?

23. With the bed frame and everything?Powervichan

24. Being attacked by a ukulele wasn't enough reason to break up?

24. Being attacked by a ukulele wasn't enough reason to break up?Absurdionne

25. Oh boy, she was testing how much she could get away with.

25. Oh boy, she was testing how much she could get away with.Scrondolio

26. Maybe he thinks it doesn't count if his family is in another state.

26. Maybe he thinks it doesn't count if his family is in another state.pyrexsony

27. It's a good thing they didn't get back together the third time.

27. It's a good thing they didn't get back together the third time.lowlybananas

28. Right, serve and protect.

28. Right, serve and protect.secondaccount606

29. That's not the kind of character development you want.

29. That's not the kind of character development you want.Tobadiahtheblack

30. At least there is one gem in this heaping pile of trash.

30. At least there is one gem in this heaping pile of trash.theoldcollegetries

There is no shortage of weird and crazy ex stories, but these ones really took it to another level, didn't they? They did say you will kiss a lot of frogs before you meet someone you'll like, but they didn't exactly warn us that some frogs would be poisonous.

It's amazing that these folks even managed to escape the claws of their hellish exes. This is one of the few times when I believe a higher power could be looking out for us, but also that higher power put these terrible people in our paths, so what do I really know?

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