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Dad of Four Daughters Shares Their Hilarious Daily Antics on Twitter to Everyone's Amusement

Who knew having four girls could be so hilarious?

Dad of Four Daughters Shares Their Hilarious Daily Antics on Twitter to Everyone's Amusement

James Breakwell's Twitter handle, XplodingUnicorn, is a perfect fit for the chaos of raising four daughters under 9. The comedy writer has built a huge following by turning everyday parenting moments into quick, funny posts that parents and non-parents alike can enjoy.

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Between his books, his online fame, and the nonstop comedy of family life, Breakwell has plenty to share. But it is the little things his daughters say and do that keep people coming back for more.

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And once you start scrolling through his posts, it is easy to see why the internet cannot get enough.

Cough-Cough, Hint-Hint

Subtle.

Cough-Cough, Hint-HintJames Breakwell
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You Know What?

She's got a point.

You Know What?James Breakwell
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Cuddle Life

Kids are something else.

Cuddle LifeJames Breakwell

His daughters really do keep him on his toes.

More Life Goals

This is how we know the kids are being raised right.

More Life GoalsJames Breakwell

Panic-Cakes

I'm actually surprised there's a child who doesn't like pancakes in this life.

Panic-CakesJames Breakwell

She's Going Places

Hilarious places.

She's Going PlacesJames Breakwell

Whose Candy Is It Really?

We all know.

Whose Candy Is It Really?James Breakwell

To the Beat of Your Own Drum, Kiddo

I like the way she thinks.

To the Beat of Your Own Drum, KiddoJames Breakwell

I'm Going to Stash This Idea Away in My 'For Future Use' Mental File

She's brilliant.

I'm Going to Stash This Idea Away in My 'For Future Use' Mental FileJames Breakwell

That is exactly the kind of logic parents know all too well.

It also echoes the AITA post about being compared to an overachieving sibling and skipping the family gathering.

She Knows

She knows.

Dad and daughters posing together, smiling at daily humorous life lessonsJames Breakwell

Goals

Wolf Army is goals, right?

Family seated indoors, father and daughters sharing thoughts and laughterJames Breakwell

Life Lessons

Someone's taught her well.

Life LessonsJames Breakwell

There Is No Right Answer

You're screwed.

There Is No Right AnswerJames Breakwell

Meowy Interesting

I hope she achieves these goals.

Meowy InterestingJames Breakwell

Ominous as Heck

Is this psychological insight or a coincidence? Only time will tell.

Ominous as HeckJames Breakwell

He has a way of making ordinary family moments feel bigger than life.

My Kind of People

She's cool as heck.

My Kind of PeopleJames Breakwell

Thinking Hard or Hardly Thinking?

Have you ever seen a kangaroo? They're beastly as heck.

Thinking Hard or Hardly Thinking?James Breakwell

Heck Yes!

She's a cool kid.

Dad watching daughters, playful serious expressions suggesting safety planning discussionJames Breakwell

Safety Plans

I wouldn't be scared of monsters either under these circumstances.

Safety PlansJames Breakwell

Kids, Right?

Humans are so bizarre.

Kids, Right?James Breakwell

She's On to Something!

Who has time for negativity? Not children.

She's On to Something!James Breakwell

She's Not Wrong

It's not about fun anymore. Sadly.

She's Not WrongJames Breakwell

She's Got a Lot to Share with You

Enjoy your cult.

She's Got a Lot to Share with YouJames Breakwell

Relatable

There's nothing wrong with thriving in chaos, right?

Daughter speaking excitedly to family, father nodding, sharing helpful tipsJames Breakwell

And somehow, the jokes just keep landing.

For more sibling-judgment fallout, see how OP tried to set boundaries with unfair comparisons to siblings.

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