Dad of Four Daughters Shares Their Hilarious Daily Antics on Twitter to Everyone's Amusement
Who knew having four girls could be so hilarious?
James Breakwell's Twitter handle is "XplodingUnicorn," and it truly fits. As a dad of four daughters, all under 9 years old, what could better describe day-to-day life than exploding unicorns? The professional comedy writer has achieved quite a bit of Internet fame with his humorous accounts, but he's also a pretty accomplished author with his comedy parenting guides. He shows no signs of slowing down, with two books expected to launch in late 2019 and early 2020.
Honestly, his day-to-day humorous reflections on raising four daughters on Twitter are what truly keep us devoted as followers. The things his kids do and say are too funny not to share; we're almost left wondering if an incredible sense of humor is genetic or if the rest of us just aren't paying close enough attention to our own hilarious children?
Cough-Cough, Hint-Hint
Subtle.
James BreakwellYou Know What?
She's got a point.
James BreakwellCuddle Life
Kids are something else.
James Breakwell
More Life Goals
This is how we know the kids are being raised right.
James Breakwell
Panic-Cakes
I'm actually surprised there's a child who doesn't like pancakes in this life.
James Breakwell
She's Going Places
Hilarious places.
James Breakwell
Whose Candy Is It Really?
We all know.
James Breakwell
To the Beat of Your Own Drum, Kiddo
I like the way she thinks.
James Breakwell
I'm Going to Stash This Idea Away in My 'For Future Use' Mental File
She's brilliant.
James Breakwell
She Knows
She knows.
James Breakwell
Goals
Wolf Army is goals, right?
James Breakwell
Life Lessons
Someone's taught her well.
James Breakwell
There Is No Right Answer
You're screwed.
James Breakwell
Meowy Interesting
I hope she achieves these goals.
James Breakwell
Ominous as Heck
Is this psychological insight or a coincidence? Only time will tell.
James Breakwell
My Kind of People
She's cool as heck.
James Breakwell
Thinking Hard or Hardly Thinking?
Have you ever seen a kangaroo? They're beastly as heck.
James Breakwell
Heck Yes!
She's a cool kid.
James Breakwell
Safety Plans
I wouldn't be scared of monsters either under these circumstances.
James Breakwell
Kids, Right?
Humans are so bizarre.
James Breakwell
She's On to Something!
Who has time for negativity? Not children.
James Breakwell
She's Not Wrong
It's not about fun anymore. Sadly.
James Breakwell
She's Got a Lot to Share with You
Enjoy your cult.
James Breakwell
Relatable
There's nothing wrong with thriving in chaos, right?
James Breakwell
