People Can't Contain Themselves When This Dad Live-Tweeted About His Trip to the Museum with 60 School Kids

Have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

One volunteer dad thought he was signing up for a simple museum trip, but the day quickly turned into a full-scale test of patience. Simon Smith from the UK agreed to help take his daughter and 59 classmates to Kensington Museum, and he ended up live-tweeting the chaos for everyone to see.

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What started as a good deed turned into a nonstop parade of bus drama, toilet emergencies, travel sickness, and the kind of group energy only school kids can create. By the time the trip was over, Simon had more than 100 tweets worth of material and a very different view of what teachers deal with.

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The funniest part is how fast the whole day spiraled. Read on.

This is Simon Smith, the brave man who volunteered to take 60 children on a school trip

This is Simon Smith, the brave man who volunteered to take 60 children on a school tripTwitter
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Everything started out so smoothly

Everything started out so smoothlyTwitter Twitter

Then the trip started to wobble.

Slowly but surely, he realized that things were taking a turn for the worse

Slowly but surely, he realized that things were taking a turn for the worseTwitter Twitter

Nothing makes you more nervous than sitting next to a kid with travel sickness

Nothing makes you more nervous than sitting next to a kid with travel sicknessTwitter Twitter

Then everyone needed the toilet

Then everyone needed the toiletTwitter Twitter

Then came the stink bombs

Then came the stink bombsTwitter Twitter

That boy must be eating something very gross to smell like that

That boy must be eating something very gross to smell like thatTwitter Twitter

It must have been awful

It must have been awfulTwitter Twitter

It’s giving “AITA” energy, like friends who got stuck with a surprise international trip despite work schedules and finances.

Then the fun really started

Then the fun really startedTwitter Twitter

It will be fun, they said!

It will be fun, they said!Twitter Twitter

They still had a long way to go

They still had a long way to goTwitter Twitter

Oh, now they've done it!

Oh, now they've done it!Twitter Twitter

The experience took him back to the army

The experience took him back to the armyTwitter Twitter

He experienced the world phenomenon of time being frozen

He experienced the world phenomenon of time being frozenTwitter Twitter

They asked all the questions you can think of

They asked all the questions you can think ofTwitter Twitter

At least his wife sympathized with him

At least his wife sympathized with himTwitter Twitter

Why wouldn't they?

Why wouldn't they?Twitter Twitter

His daughter is absolutely loving this

His daughter is absolutely loving thisTwitter Twitter

He can't take any more of it!

He can't take any more of it!Twitter Twitter

In his final tweet, he explained everything quite clearly

In his final tweet, he explained everything quite clearlyTwitter Twitter

That museum trip was never going to be calm.

After Simon’s museum meltdown, see what one globetrotter refuses to revisit after 105 countries.

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