One Mom Shared 29 Adorable and Funny Things Her Six-Year-Old Said to Delay Going to Bed
Every parent knows that kids will do or say anything to avoid going to bed.
Every parent knows that kids will do or say anything to avoid going to bed. Add that to children's natural tendency to be manipulative while exploring the boundaries they can't cross, and the result is hilarious.
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We have all heard so many interesting stories or questions that no one could ever answer. Most of us have thought at least once that we should write down the awesome and unbelievable questions kids come up with, but sadly, very few of us actually do it. Well, almost no one.
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This mom decided to write down all the adorable things her six-year-old son, Zach, says to stop her from leaving his room when it's bedtime.
1. Constellations…
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2. Hair, accordion, bees....
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3. Losing badly...
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4. Crystals...
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5. Blueberries, pirates, and bad dinner…
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6. I see pets...
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7. Funny cheese and the guy called Google...
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8. A lizard tail...
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9. The last Megalodon...
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10. Turn off the storm.
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11. I do...
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12. What is Hell?
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13. One eye....
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14. "Did you wash your hands?"
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15. "Thank you, God, for snakes"
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16. Is Dad a ghost pirate?
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17. "Are raccoons awake now?"
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18. Loch Ness is fine, but Yeti....
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19. Coin or bear...
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20. The giant squid...
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21. Wolfs?
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22. Job performance....
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23. Lies about the books…
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24. Mom. Mom. Come back, Mom!
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25. A new tooth...
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26. "I have lots of questions..."
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27. The heart...
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28. Giant squids again....
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29. Bees?
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