Young Man Gets Too Drunk And Wanders Around The Dorm Hallway In His Boxers Looking For The Girl He Came Home With
"Tune in to find out if it was the girl behind door #1, 2, or 3!"
A few drinks can turn a normal night into a story nobody forgets, especially when college parties and bad decisions mix together.
That is exactly what happened to one Redditor, who went home with a girl he met at the club, then woke up so drunk he could not remember her name, her face, or even which dorm room he had come from. What followed was a very awkward search through the hallway, made worse by the fact that he was only wearing bright orange boxers.
Luckily, the other women in the dorm were willing to help him out, and the whole thing somehow turned into a funny late-night rescue.
Here's how OP F-ed up
Silly_Donut_362The night started with some drinks and meeting a stranger
Silly_Donut_362Things moved fast after that first round of drinks.
They both headed to her place afterward since it was closer
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Around 4 a.m., without thinking twice about it, OP sleepily made his way to the shared bathroom in just his boxers
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That is where the trouble really started.
When OP tried to head back, he realized that he did not remember which room he came from
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He tried knocking on the door in the general direction of where he thought he came from
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The one who opened the door was not the girl he came home with but was willing to help
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She asked for further descriptions about the girl to narrow down the choices
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But OP could only provide the shade of color she had; they knocked on the wrong door, and now two people were trying to help him
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At that point, the search had turned into a hallway group project.
Finally, after the same thing happening again, they knocked on the right door
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They all laughed about it, but OP decided to take a nap again for a while
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If OP hadn't been so drunk at that time, he would have been more mortified
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The girl who helped him was nice enough to find it funny instead of slamming the door in his face
r16-12, Silly_Donut_362
Not every dorm story ends with that much patience.
And if you think your night ended badly, this AITA involves a friend who trashes a hotel room and refuses to split the bill.
Turns out, this isn't OP's only embarrassing drunk story
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Redditors also shared their own funny stories
LadyPoecilotheria
Someone who knows a thing or two about getting locked out in a compromising manner could feel OP's pain
Imnotpoopingrn
It was a miracle that he didn't get out earlier
Tomur
But was he okay after this? Did he even feel it?
mayn1
At least in OP's case, no one knew him in that place
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An important question from one of the Redditors
OperationAsshat
They were both in the predicament of not remembering much
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The forgetting-the-name thing didn't go as well for this Redditor
Articunozard
There were people who were jealous of the stories of other Redditors about their college experiences
Aberts10
They felt like they missed an opportunity
burnerwolf
End of comment
burnerwolf
Someone gave advice, noting that they might have missed an opportunity, but the fun doesn't stop in college
frisbeescientist
One can find something they would like to do and involve themselves in a group with the same interests
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OP was not so lucky to not remember the events and the person he was with the night before, but he was fortunate enough to knock on the door of someone who was willing to help him at 4 a.m. The comments that followed the story showed how many people understand what being that drunk feels like.
Maybe we’ll be able to witness OP’s next funny drunk story next time in another Reddit post.
Wondering who should clean up the mess, read the AITA where a roommate throws a wild party but misses rent.
