Read 35 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Overheard Others Say And Feel Better About Yourself
"You're from Australia? Can you speak African?"
Reddit has no shortage of wild stories, but this one stands out for all the wrong reasons. It started with a simple question about the dumbest person someone had ever met, and one former teacher had a very specific answer.
That answer led straight to Kevin, a ninth grader whose daily choices left his teacher stunned, his classmates confused, and his family even more revealing than the student himself. From missing class to mailing school checks to the wrong person, Kevin kept raising the bar in the most baffling way possible.
His story is hard to forget, and the comments only make it better. Read on.
Kevin's certain brand of intelligence is definitely not isolated. Fortunately for us, we can read all about them in this amusing thread:
Xlh883dragsterKevin's certain brand of intelligence is definitely not isolated. Fortunately for us, we can read all about them in this amusing thread:
1. Wait until he hears about police dogs understanding German commands
Better_Collection8402. Obviously, the square borders separating them on the map dictate the climate in the two states
taco_slut16
3. George Washington would be so proud
Aguamenti_Ventus
4. Ugh, Tiffany! How can you not know that a cataract is a type of boat!
MagicBez
5. He gave it the ol' college try
-_SmegmaOnDemand
6. But does oxygen believe in you?
Crafty_Attention_164
7. Imagine all the internal splinter emergencies we'll have
firstvermillion
8. Because islands float?
kwaters1
You can watch the footage below (footage of the statement, not of Guam tipping over):
You can watch the footage below, footage of the statement, not of Guam tipping over:
9. Everyone knows cars run on magic and friendship
Soles4G
10. This is what big pharma doesn't want you to know about
Creepy-Original8200
11. See? Doctors lie when they say they've been working for 36 hours straight.
Illustrious_Low_6583
12. They're not Pokémo who will eventually evolve to their final form
Corvus_Manufaktura
And if you’re still laughing at “Ima,” brace yourself for photos that make your brain need a restart.
13. That's enough Harry Potter for you, missy
Halgy
14. This is getting weird
refinnej78
15. In his defense, they were young, and you couldn't just Google something quickly back then
Curtainmachine
16. They clip their wings; that's why buffaloes can't fly
MasterOfPuppets72
17. Iceland is a fictional country used to scare us about socialism
Stay05
18. That would solve her problem with snow
Bangkokbeats10
19. They obviously swam all the way
BICSb4DICS
20. Who knows what they really use in that kitchen? It could be tofu.
[deleted]
21. Sex education is very important, people!
Drealjas
22. Did you tell her the eggs were pushed through the chickens' butts?
Fubar_Ranch
23. This is like believing that bacon is "shaved" from pigs, then they're set free to regrow it
SheepShaggerNZ
24. How did she get that idea in the first place?
Nearby_Buyer_3334
25. Did she wait for the Grammarly suggestion as well?
Unquietdodo
26. It's the story of Thanos' parents
SevenDozen
27. Ah yes, bad women's biology
cookiesoverbitches
28. You see something, you hear a word
user7777777777777778
29. Let's hope she's doing well now
BannedFromIKEA
30. ...
enitsp
31. A quintessential Magellan, this one
bisexualkween24
32. I wonder how she lugs around 128GB worth of memory
honestmango
33. They can be in many places all at once too
Johnny-Virgil
34. The rough side, obviously
Interesting_Cod_9030
35. Can we try it with his brain to prove the theory?
jjf23lasd0fg
Reddit did what Reddit does best, and the replies kept getting better.
Claims like these may mean nothing to the people who say them, but to the rest of us, they are unforgettable. Thank you, Reddit strangers, for sharing those stories.
Is it awful to say I feel a bit better and more secure about myself? Admittedly, no one is perfect, and mistakes are perfectly normal; our ability to learn new information is what really matters at the end of the day.
Some people really do make the rest of us look brilliant.
After “But does oxygen believe in you?” try these visual anomalies that make your logic spin in the mud.
