Non-Americans Share The Dumbest Thing An American Ever Said To Them

Crazy things like "Our sun is brighter!", "Do you speak European?", "Do you live in a pyramid?" and so much more!

America keeps earning a reputation for saying the quiet part out loud, and these stories prove it. People from outside the U.S. shared the most baffling things Americans have said to them, and the results are equal parts funny, awkward, and wildly specific.

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From geography mix-ups to questions that make no sense at all, the replies show just how strange everyday assumptions can sound from the other side. Some of the comments are harmless, some are painfully clueless, and a few are so ridiculous they feel made up.

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Here are some of the best reactions from the viral conversation, and they get more unbelievable as they go.

You're the foreigner, grandma.

You're the foreigner, grandma.grace
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Yes... Yes, I do.

Yes... Yes, I do.Akrammakar Makar
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That question did not land the way they expected.

Who knew?

Older woman and speaker gesture, comedic dialogue about being foreignerdrocopio

Yes, duh!

Person responding “Yes, I do,” surprised expression in conversationchristina

Just a little bit...

Just a little bit...Jen GM

Some of these replies are painfully specific.

You've never been?

You've never been?me_chase_blossom

Just my entire life since the day I was born.

Just my entire life since the day I was born.Klad

That's where Spain is...

That's where Spain is...Alba

Original country...

Original country...Izha

At this point, the geography lessons are doing all the work.

This “pigeon messages” Spain moment fits right in with 70 bizarre events proving our planet is weirder than science fiction.

No. Not a single one.

No. Not a single one.Dan

How could it not be?

How could it not be?criminallives

.... Sometimes.

.... Sometimes.Ed

No, we send messages by pigeon.

No, we send messages by pigeon.CC

It's too soon.

It's too soon.Amauman

That one probably needed a second of silence.

... Wow.

Close-up of pigeon near message delivery setup, joke about sending messagesilltakryourknees

Nearby...

Two people react with shock, “It’s too soon, wow” dialogue themeAnitaZenell

Democracy

Group conversation with surprised faces, “Nearby” and “Gotta give props” captionsKirsteeen

Gotta give props...

Gotta give props...khehra3300

DUH!

Protest or political theme scene, “Democracy” then “Zero freedom” reactionCasibucci

Zero freedom.

Zero freedom.Kaceii

Somehow, the last few get even more absurd.

Think that “uneven bill split” argument got messy, read how my friend snapped over shared memories.

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