Egg Man Saves The Neighborhood From Drunk People
Have you ever heard of harmless violence? This guy has got it right!
Living above a bar can sound like a dream until the noise, the crowds, and the late-night chaos start wearing you down. For one apartment resident, the problem was not just the bass from downstairs, it was the drunk people hanging around outside and making the whole neighborhood miserable.
He lived on the 16th floor of a building with a bar on the ground floor, and the constant disturbance pushed him to try something unusual. Instead of arguing with the crowd, he started dropping eggs on them from above, and the move quickly turned him into a local legend.
What began as a strange little act of revenge turned into a six-month habit, and the confession post ended up getting plenty of laughs, along with a few egg puns of its own.
The Egg Man confessed that he threw eggs at the drunkards to maintain peace and quiet in his neighborhood.
azuerus2000What if it was not water... wait, let's not go there
azuerus2000Throwing eggs! Do you even need to learn that?
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The right questions are always tough to ask
I guess he just wants to know the score
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Soapy water requires a shower! Dude's got his ideas clear.
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Such egg-level puns! Oh my god
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When the night has come and the land is dark and the moon is the only light, you can hear the voices outside
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"It's about sending a message" A meaningful quote to live by
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It’s like the roommate who wanted to turn the living room into a chicken coop, and refused to compromise.
Talk about bad luck
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Attention! Underrated comment found
Egg Man is the new Batman!
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Story time! Get used to it or become the Egg Man
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Even if it's a myth, you wouldn't want to take a chance
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This guy ordered the chicken, but the egg came first!
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Someone had to point out the obvious
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The kinetic energy of the scientific fact was transferred to the crackling of sarcasm
Sarcasm is the powerhouse of the joke!
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He's the friend who has creative solutions to your every problem
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Yeah, some carry egg trays as well!
The Egg Man!
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Confession coming up right there! You've got yourself an egg buddy
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This guy took the phrase literally
A little eggstra, you know
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Eggs > water balloons. Period.
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Highly eggspected comment
It is an Eggcellent pun, though!
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In the end
Well, I'm not an eggspert, but you can never have too many egg puns! Unless they are falling on your head, right?
The Egg Man should have a better idea about who came first, the egg or the chicken. Well, share this fun post with your friends and see how many egg puns they can come up with.
Egg Man’s “peace and quiet” moves aside, see what happened after an athlete ate 900 raw eggs.
