Egg Man Saves The Neighborhood From Drunk People
Have you ever heard of harmless violence? This guy has got it right!
Living above a bar sounds fun, right? Sure, it is, but no matter how much of a party animal you are, you are sure to hit your limit someday.
It might seem fun at first, but after a while, it can become overwhelming. You might think, “Ah, it’s not too bad,” but then again, you never know what to expect as the thumping bass can rob you of your good night’s sleep.
Not to mention the drunkards gathering outside and talking loudly every night, with the mornings being no exception. It’s a hindrance to your sleep and the safety of the neighborhood.
Well, the protagonist of our story found himself in a similar situation. He latched onto a unique way of handling the drunkards.
He was living on the 16th floor of an apartment building with a bar on the ground floor. The drinkers were a source of trouble for the neighborhood.
He got fed up and decided to drop an egg on a group of people, and it worked. He did this on several occasions, and soon the legends of the Egg Man became famous in the bar.
This became his habit, and he continued for six months. The confession post received some hilarious replies and creative egg puns!
The Egg Man confessed that he threw eggs at the drunkards to maintain peace and quiet in his neighborhood.
azuerus2000What if it was not water... wait, let's not go there
azuerus2000Throwing eggs! Do you even need to learn that?
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The right questions are always tough to ask
I guess he just wants to know the score
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Soapy water requires a shower! Dude's got his ideas clear.
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Such egg-level puns! Oh my god
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When the night has come and the land is dark and the moon is the only light, you can hear the voices outside
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"It's about sending a message" A meaningful quote to live by
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Talk about bad luck
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Attention! Underrated comment found
Egg Man is the new Batman!
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Story time! Get used to it or become the Egg Man
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Even if it's a myth, you wouldn't want to take a chance
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This guy ordered the chicken, but the egg came first!
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Someone had to point out the obvious
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The kinetic energy of the scientific fact was transferred to the crackling of sarcasm
Sarcasm is the powerhouse of the joke!
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He's the friend who has creative solutions to your every problem
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Yeah, some carry egg trays as well!
The Egg Man!
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Confession coming up right there! You've got yourself an egg buddy
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This guy took the phrase literally
A little eggstra, you know
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Eggs > water balloons. Period.
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Highly eggspected comment
It is an Eggcellent pun, though!
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In the end
Well, I'm not an eggspert, but you can never have too many egg puns! Unless they are falling on your head, right?
The Egg Man should have a better idea about who came first, the egg or the chicken. Well, share this fun post with your friends and see how many egg puns they can come up with.
