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Check Out Some Of The Most Absurd Listings On Facebook Marketplace That Set The Internet Abuzz

Bizarre Facebook Marketplace finds that will leave you speechless.

Check Out Some Of The Most Absurd Listings On Facebook Marketplace That Set The Internet Abuzz

Facebook Marketplace is where deals go to retire, and apparently where chaos clocks in for overtime. One minute you’re scrolling past normal listings, the next you’re staring at a post that reads like it was written by a gremlin with a budget.

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It starts with a “pet immortalized on canvas” for $75, which sounds sweet until you remember wolves need love too, and the seller definitely did not promise your dog or cat would make it to the portrait appointment. From there, the weirdness escalates fast: a $1,000 “101 Dalmatians” Disney VHS, a bear in a bottle for $5, a “wine bottle tree” for $45, and a backyard hockey rink that’s somehow still a real thing people are trying to sell.

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And that’s before the burial plots, the soiled queen bed frame, and the war-torn antique desk show up to make it all feel personal.

Hey, wolves need love too. Note: may try to eat your dog or cat.

Hey, wolves need love too. Note: may try to eat your dog or cat.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming
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For just $75, you could have your beloved pet immortalized on canvas. Just don't expect it to be mistaken for a masterpiece.

For just $75, you could have your beloved pet immortalized on canvas. Just don't expect it to be mistaken for a masterpiece.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming
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A classic Disney VHS tape of "101 Dalmatians" listed for a cool $1,000. A true collector's item.

A classic Disney VHS tape of "101 Dalmatians" listed for a cool $1,000. A true collector's item.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

Need a quirky conversation starter? How about a stuffed bear in a bottle? Only $5 for this unique oddity.

Need a quirky conversation starter? How about a stuffed bear in a bottle? Only $5 for this unique oddity.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

Transform your garden with a "wine bottle tree.” Yours for $45, because why not?

Transform your garden with a "wine bottle tree.” Yours for $45, because why not?That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

Bargain hunters, over to you.

Bargain hunters, over to you.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

Backyard hockey rink, anyone?

Backyard hockey rink, anyone?That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

For those in need of a "unique" bedroom upgrade, this soiled wood queen bed frame could be yours for $200.

For those in need of a "unique" bedroom upgrade, this soiled wood queen bed frame could be yours for $200.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

A steal at $30, don't you think?

A steal at $30, don't you think?That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

It’s sure to add character to any room.

It’s sure to add character to any room.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

This is similar to the AITA where a friend’s pet wrecked antique furniture, and the owner asked to split repair costs.

Looking to secure your eternal resting place? Two burial plots are available at a discounted price of $8,500. Act fast!

Looking to secure your eternal resting place? Two burial plots are available at a discounted price of $8,500. Act fast!That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

We’re sure the offers came pouring in.

We’re sure the offers came pouring in.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

The war-torn remains of an antique desk in desperate need of rescue for $40. DIY enthusiasts, here’s your chance.

The war-torn remains of an antique desk in desperate need of rescue for $40. DIY enthusiasts, here’s your chance.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

Too lazy to clean out your grill? Just sell it. Easy.

Too lazy to clean out your grill? Just sell it. Easy.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

A listing for canvas oil paintings that leaves more questions than answers.

A listing for canvas oil paintings that leaves more questions than answers.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

It's all or nothing. No negotiations.

It's all or nothing. No negotiations.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

Been through the wringer, back, and all two wars. But in excellent working condition nonetheless. A steal at $20.

Been through the wringer, back, and all two wars. But in excellent working condition nonetheless. A steal at $20.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

Because the only thing better than getting boxes for free is buying them…

Because the only thing better than getting boxes for free is buying them…That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

For someone out there, a lifelong dream just came to pass.

For someone out there, a lifelong dream just came to pass.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

Artistic vision or a stick and some rope? You decide.

Artistic vision or a stick and some rope? You decide.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

Love seats that need a bit of love themselves.

Love seats that need a bit of love themselves.That's it I'm marketplace Shaming

That $75 “immortalized on canvas” pet listing is the kind of cute that immediately turns suspicious, especially with the wolf warning sitting right there.

Then the $1,000 “101 Dalmatians” VHS and the $5 stuffed bear in a bottle hit back-to-back, like the algorithm is daring you to keep scrolling.

Just when you think you’ve seen everything, the “wine bottle tree,” the $200 soiled queen bed frame, and the $40 war-torn antique desk all prove people will list anything.

And the two burial plots for $8,500, plus the “canvas oil paintings” that leave more questions than answers, turn this Marketplace sprint into a full-on mystery you cannot unsee.

But enough about them, how about you? What’s the most bizarre listing you’ve ever encountered? Share your tales of marketplace madness in the comments below.

The only thing more bizarre than the listings is how fast the internet kept reacting.

For more pet-sitting boundary drama, read how a cat owner handled a friend who refused after furniture damage.

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