25 Food Sins So Awful and Gross That Gordon Ramsay Will Declare These People Hazardous Donuts
Just when you think things can't get worse...
One of the simple joys of life is sitting down and enjoying a great plate of food. Nice meals may just be another part of our daily routine as humans, but eating delicious food is undeniably pleasurable.
It's true that not every food we eat will be mind-blowing, but even simple food that's flavored just right can put anyone in the right mood. When you've experienced what good cooking is like, it's easy to turn your nose up at food that can be considered bland.
Knowing what good food is will definitely make you seek out the best places to find the right flavor you're looking for. If you can't find a place that can make food that will make your taste buds sing, then this is the best time to learn how to cook for yourself.
Cooking is a skill, and you won't be great at it the first time. You will encounter many mistakes, overcook various ingredients, and even throw out some dishes that didn't turn out right before you get comfortable in the kitchen.
In this process of learning how to cook, you'll discover that some flavors just don't mix well with others. Some unconventional spices may enhance an unexpected dish or two, but they certainly won't work as well with others.
You can fuse some ingredients and cooking techniques from one cuisine with another, but they won't always create harmony. However, there are some people who seem to enjoy the discord between unconventional food combinations, and no matter how hard we try, we can't understand why.
Here's the question that got us questioning if humans were really an evolved species:
ForeignPacksMoarLoot1. The person who inspired this question scrapes the cream from her Oreos into the bin and only eats the biscuits.
ForeignPacksMoarLoot2. This person tried to improve on the perfection that is breakfast cereal and milk, then came up with this monstrosity.
Wackydetective
3. There's nothing like a cold spaghetti bolognese smoothie to soothe a sore mouth.
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4. The collaboration no one asked for but accidentally tasted: KFC X Lysol.
Platinum93
5. Pickled raw macaroni for everyone at the table, please.
ObviouslyConnor
6. Sauces are not like dish soap or the last few drops of shampoo, where you can add a bit of water to use every last drop of the product.
Daverotti
7. Just that one time or multiple occasions, despite what we assume are repeated ER trips for food poisoning?
PickleRichh, dundermifflinsales
8. They still claim you as their child to this day?
Forhaver
9. Applesauce is amazing and all, but not on everything.
draxlaugh
10. How many cloves of garlic does he go through every month?
Partly_Dave
11. The rest of the hours-long flight must have been uneventful compared to this.
padmore777
12. This is painful, especially if it's an expensive cut of beef.
kimlyginge
13. Don't worry, the toenails weren't clippings because that would be too crazy.
MooseOnTheLoose41
14. She asked him if it was sour cream, but the friend proudly said it was mayonnaise.
sunndaycl
15. Mmmmm! Cold, creamy dairy, and fishy. Somebody call Ben and Jerry's!
Rough_Dan
16. Like for a snack? This has to be a dare, right? Right?
jbpsign
17. Someone tweet this to the savage Wendy's Twitter account because this person's aunt needs to be banned from their establishment!
OnlyKindofaPanda
18. We could have let the pizza with California roll pass, but why is there a need for a generous helping of nutritional yeast?
Viking_Scientist42
19. He should eat the Pop-Tart/chicken sandwich with his salted cardboard creation.
tork1234
20. This is actually kind of cute, but what a waste of a good burger.
mckenna5794
21. No, just no.
Spearzus
22. Your expensive tequila has a certain woody aftertaste to it.
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23. Out in the wilderness, and this person's camp counselor is the real beast.
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24. Donuts? Awesome. Gravy? Give me some. Together? Get the hell out of here!
jessa46
25. Grandma found God, and He told her to preserve her leftover turkey in the freezer, then serve it to her family until Christmas. What religion is this?
P4ndybear
Salt, fat, acid, and heat: those are the basic components that make the food we eat edible and even, shockingly, delicious! The food combinations above may be inventive, but there is no way they are delicious.
Some of those dishes shouldn't even be served to starving animals, let alone humans. This is the kind of fusion cuisine that gets a person reported to the health department and sanitation.
