Here Are 37 Funny Tweets That Will Make You Laugh So Hard Your Stomach Will Hurt
There is no way to stop laughing once you start going with the flow.
Some people don’t recognize a favor, they turn it into a whole storyline. This list feels like that, except the “favor” is your brain, getting hit with one chaotic punchline after another until your stomach is basically asking for a timeout.
It starts with tweets that sound innocent, like “Gotta put that in my notes” or “So accurate,” then suddenly you’re deep in “When I committed my first crime,” “Time for revenge,” and “Full name: Kicked-Outta House.” Even the calmer ones, like “Be kind, man, be kind…” come with the vibe that the next tweet is going to roast someone anyway.
By the time you hit “Expectation vs. Reality” and “Safe and sound, no drama,” you’ll know exactly why these 37 jokes are impossible to scroll past.
1. You must have loved to age fast
@blanketgoblin2. Self-reflect
dankmemeuniversity.tumblr.com3. Don’t reason with fairy tales!
@belleionaire
4. If he could get that idea
@michellephamn
5. So accurate
@fvckjudy_
6. Gotta put that in my notes
@richneville
7. When I committed my first crime
@imlowkeycool
8. Time for revenge
@meghanhibbs
9. Cool, for sure
@figgled
10. Challenge to win it all
@pxwertrip_
11. Disgusting counterpoint
@jodecicry
12. Now or never!
@brokechicana
13. Just mix them!
@belleionaire
14. It’s better than no hair, isn’t it?
@matthaugen
15. Heartbreak and misery… Sike!!!
@skinny_que
16. Redeem, my bro!
@dewayneperkins
17. Don’t you dare burst out laughing!
@sith_threepio
And if you’re wondering how far friendship goes, AITA for refusing to split best friends’ pet surgery costs is brutal.
18. Mouth slip-up
@makvest
19. Oh, Twitter…
@idontknowher6
20. Be kind, man, be kind…
@beycapital
21. How about falling asleep anywhere and waking up on the best mattress?
@leemchoneyzim
22. The stomach better hit the right notes
@ahmayzinglucy
23. Why service targets Millennials
@cottoncandaddy
24. A world full of champions
@zach2302
25. Ha ha
@sighbrattt
26. Sweet dreams leave for good. Nightmares stay for life.
@nationally
27. Expectation vs. Reality
@itsbombardier
28. When I be me and guys be guys
@sjschauer
29. Amaaaazingggg!
@fvkzay
30. Gotta give it my all
@xbasedxgoddess
31. How teamwork fails miserably
@virtuallyluci
32. It was me
@juliothesquare
33. Let’s put grandma aside and play a guessing game!
@dabigb00t
34. Even a herbivore sounds off
@biggucci_idz
35. Touching story
@brianasymoneee
36. Full name: Kicked-Outta House
@imteddybless
37. Safe and sound, no drama
@xwinterendsx
Right after “Gotta put that in my notes,” the next few tweets go from relatable to unhinged so fast you’re rereading them like, wait, did I just see that?
Then “When I committed my first crime” and “Time for revenge” kick in, and suddenly the whole timeline feels like a sitcom where everyone’s the villain in their own head.
Midway through, “Let’s put grandma aside and play a guessing game!” collides with “Even a herbivore sounds off,” and your brain is like, okay, this is officially a group project.
And when you land on “Full name: Kicked-Outta House” followed by “Safe and sound, no drama,” you realize the chaos had a plot, it just didn’t tell you until the end.
Nothing works more quickly or consistently to rebalance your mind and body than a good laugh. Humor helps you cope with your problems, gives you hope, makes you feel connected to others, and keeps you grounded, aware, and focused.
Which of these tweets made you laugh the most? And which ones do you think are the best?
Please share them in the comment box below.
The only drama here is how fast you’re laughing before you can even catch your breath.
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