40 Pictures From The Tweet Of God Saying The Most Savage Things That Will Make You Laugh and Ponder
There is a Twitter account opened by the Almighty God, and this account has amassed more than 6 million followers.
Some satire accounts are funny for a day, then they fade. The Tweet Of God has done the opposite, turning sharp one-liners into a long-running internet obsession with millions of followers.
Behind the account is comedy writer David Javerbaum, who launched it in 2010 and later expanded the idea into a book and Broadway play. The result is a stream of savage jokes, religious parody, and social commentary that keeps people scrolling.
Here are 40 of the funniest posts from the account, and a few of them land harder than you might expect.
1. What is a choice and what isn't
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4. Turning the universe off and on
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5. Questioning the legitimacy of things
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The jokes only get sharper from here.
6. Well, there you go
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7. What!
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8. When you group the words in the Bible into sentences...
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9. Real funny
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10. I couldn't have
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11. That'd be a little weird, but that's for next time
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12. Literally every dog
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13. Now God had to point that out
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14. Now you know why stupid people remain stupid
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15. And they still stay unvaccinated
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That stretch is where the account really leans into its bite.
16. And that's the end
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17. Stop destroying our dear Earth
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18. It is both absurd and funny
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19. What I'm grateful for this Thanksgiving
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20. One of life's great ironies indeed
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21. And be quick about it
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22. Kindly follow me
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23. So India has so many gods?
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24. And we don't want COVID to be part of our lives
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25. What the COVID vaccine is all about...
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The pandemic jokes hit a little too close to home.
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26. When someone says they have a right to their opinion
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27. There's a procedure for everything
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28. So read the Old Testament
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29. Who's going to admit to being the problem?
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30. His middle name...
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31. Guess everyone will be served
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32. Being smartly stupid
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33. Jesus, take the wheel still
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34. They're out to get you
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35. Taking Betty White...
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The later posts keep the same deadpan energy.
36. Anti-vaxxers that are immune to reality
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37. Things that are not working
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38. But will they?
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39. What you believe, I can't
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40. Resolutions for the new year
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Javerbaum is continuously playing his role, stating that he is actually working with and for God as a social media administrator. If you are attempting to reach the comedy author and have a little talk with him, don't expect much, as he himself posts a ton.
And every once in a while, he even retweets with a clever comment but does not partake much in discussions.
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