Autocorrect Is Almost 20 Years Old And Its Fails Are Never Going To Be Not Hilarious

No, I don't mean "duck" you ducking phone

Autocorrect has been making people look ridiculous for nearly two decades, and it still knows exactly how to embarrass them at the worst possible moment. What started as a small iPhone feature in 2007 quickly became one of the most complained-about, and most entertaining, parts of texting.

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These days, autocorrect and voice-to-text keep turning ordinary messages into accidental comedy, which is exactly why so many people share the results online. The screenshots below show just how far a simple typo can go when your phone decides to get creative.

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And somehow, the jokes never get old. Read on.

Sometimes you just want it to do its job

Sometimes you just want it to do its jobTalhah_S
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I'd say a nudity dream would also likely be an anxiety dream

I'd say a nudity dream would also likely be an anxiety dreammeena
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Technology is evolving

Technology is evolvingsarabellab123

Marriage means you don't have to do anything with your muffin

Marriage means you don't have to do anything with your muffinmaryfairybobrry

Food is an important word

Food is an important wordLilly

That is not the message anyone meant to send.

Autocorrect messing things up

Autocorrect messing things upthearibradford

Anytime now

Anytime nowAkilahObviously

You gotta proofread those cake requests!

You gotta proofread those cake requests!emilyseggie_

Sod of a birch

Sod of a birchKendragarden

At least you're doing it well?

At least you're doing it well?XplodingUnicorn

Something something country girls

Something something country girlsmaryfairybobrry

A chivalrous man *would* bring chocolate

A chivalrous man *would* bring chocolatelilireinhart

Autocorrect really committed to the bit here.

Autocorrect’s “almost right” failures are the same kind of logic-bending as 81 visual anomalies that scramble your brain.

Why not both?

Why not both?LurkAtHomeMom Man offering chocolates, with humorous autocorrect-themed text on screengiphy

Sometimes we gotta pull from our toolbox

Sometimes we gotta pull from our toolboxSladeWentworth

confluence? connect? congratulations?

confluence? connect? congratulations?SvnSxty

Oddly accurate

Oddly accuratesweetmomissa

We aren't doing anything together, autocorrect

We aren't doing anything together, autocorrectLilly

It keeps getting more personal than it should.

Life can be pretty morbid

Life can be pretty morbidLuvPug

Talk about adding salt to the wound

Talk about adding salt to the woundmattwasfunny

Sometimes, yeah, autocorrect knows what's up

Sometimes, yeah, autocorrect knows what's upManda_like_wine

Surprisingly embarrassing when autocorrect makes you more enthusiastic than you're capable of being

Surprisingly embarrassing when autocorrect makes you more enthusiastic than you're capable of beingjohnsinspace

We knew him well

We knew him wellSimonDSears

"Soon" is surprisingly ominous

"Soon" is surprisingly ominous1followernodad Dark, ominous quote card reading “We knew him well,” “Soon”

Honestly though

Honestly thoughManLike_Nesta

Never when you want it

Never when you want itthearibradford

Until technology catches up, autocorrect will keep making people laugh at their own expense.

Still not over the autocorrect chaos? These glitches in 70 photos that make your brain need a restart are next-level.

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