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Here Are 50 Funny Tweets About Dating That Are Way Too Real And Totally Relatable

"I'm gonna need you to scoot down a stool?

Here Are 50 Funny Tweets About Dating That Are Way Too Real And Totally Relatable

It's not always easy to find love. The struggle is the same whether you use dating apps or take the traditional method of going on a blind date arranged by your sister's friend.

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The pursuit of a deep connection can occasionally seem like an unending labyrinth of uncomfortable meetings, misplaced expectations, and, let's face it, some quite strange exchanges. Welcome to 21st-century romance, where we can swipe through countless profiles on dating apps and, half the time, receive no response at all.

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Lovebombers on the loose, ghosters who disappear in the middle of a conversation, catfish in the sea, and even the occasional date who vanishes before settling the bill are all real. You never know what kind of messages you could receive when using dating apps, so navigating them might feel like venturing into the wild.

Some people are left wondering how fundamental human interaction got so wrong, while others find wonderful connections. Modern dating is incredibly unexpected, ranging from hilariously awful pickup lines to messages that make you doubt reality.

Then there are times that are so uncomfortable and embarrassing that they must be revealed. If there is one benefit to the mess of modern dating, it is the comedy gold it creates.

The funniest and most painfully relevant posts about love, relationships, and everything in between can be found on the Instagram account Texts With Benefits.

1. Being referred to as a female

1. Being referred to as a femaletextswithbenefits
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2. To the nice guys...

2. To the nice guys...textswithbenefits
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3. Just in case you want a fast texter

3. Just in case you want a fast textertextswithbenefits

4. That is one way to put it

4. That is one way to put ittextswithbenefits

5. You've been going on a lot of dates

5. You've been going on a lot of datestextswithbenefits

6. That can be a start

6. That can be a starttextswithbenefits

7. Not being super excited for a date

7. Not being super excited for a datetextswithbenefits

8. Don't ghost people

8. Don't ghost peopletextswithbenefits

9. The bar is low

9. The bar is lowtextswithbenefits

10. That hurts

10. That hurtstextswithbenefits

11. That is so not funny

11. That is so not funnytextswithbenefits

12. Wasn't expecting the ending

12. Wasn't expecting the endingtextswithbenefits

13. Get out of there now

13. Get out of there nowtextswithbenefits

14. What would be your reply?

14. What would be your reply?textswithbenefits

15. I didn’t mean to

15. I didn’t mean totextswithbenefits

16. The reply

16. The replytextswithbenefits

17. Lol...

17. Lol...textswithbenefits

18. A gentle explanation

18. A gentle explanationtextswithbenefits

19. Just getting out of work

19. Just getting out of worktextswithbenefits

20. I can't give it a name yer

20. I can't give it a name yertextswithbenefits

21. Ask the family

21. Ask the familytextswithbenefits

22. My evening is going incredibly fine

22. My evening is going incredibly finetextswithbenefits

23. The expectations

23. The expectationstextswithbenefits

24. Oh well...

24. Oh well...textswithbenefits

25. That is so not nice

25. That is so not nicetextswithbenefits

26. Someone is owing a back massage

26. Someone is owing a back massagetextswithbenefits

27. That's one heck of a toxic trait

27. That's one heck of a toxic traittextswithbenefits

28. Any answer?

28. Any answer?textswithbenefits

29. It is definitely decided

29. It is definitely decidedtextswithbenefits

30. I couldn't agree more

30. I couldn't agree moretextswithbenefits

31. They met at the middle

31. They met at the middletextswithbenefits

32. Now you have your answer

32. Now you have your answertextswithbenefits

33. My soon to be one night stand

33. My soon to be one night standtextswithbenefits

34. Having a high dating standard

34. Having a high dating standardtextswithbenefits

35. The irony of it all

35. The irony of it alltextswithbenefits

36. Do whatever you want

36. Do whatever you wanttextswithbenefits

37. It's safe to ask

37. It's safe to asktextswithbenefits

38. Dating a guy with a dog

38. Dating a guy with a dogtextswithbenefits

39. Only one chance

39. Only one chancetextswithbenefits

40. The awkwardness

40. The awkwardnesstextswithbenefits

41. Scooting down a stool

41. Scooting down a stooltextswithbenefits

42. It's all been planned out

42. It's all been planned outtextswithbenefits

43. That is insane!

43. That is insane!textswithbenefits

44. He's not making this up

44. He's not making this uptextswithbenefits

45. Just follow the instructions

45. Just follow the instructionstextswithbenefits

46. That's not good

46. That's not goodtextswithbenefits

47. You need to be free

47. You need to be freetextswithbenefits

48. Oh my...

48. Oh my...textswithbenefits

49. It's not me, it's the food

49. It's not me, it's the foodtextswithbenefits

50. Your pet cones first

50. Your pet cones firsttextswithbenefits

Scrolling through profiles in the hopes of finding someone who truly clicks can be tiresome. Long conversations may result in embarrassing first dates, ghosting, or even discovering that someone's profile picture was taken ten years ago.

People may wonder whether finding love was simpler before technology took over after going through the whole procedure. Leave your thoughts about this list in the comments below and share as well.

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