Mom Asks What Our Kids' Names Would Be If They Were Named After WHY We Had Them; Twitter Delivers Hilarious Responses

We live in interesting times where some people are trying very hard to have children. So much so that they are spending thousands upon thousands of dollars to make it happen. At the same time, there is a metric ton of children who are, well, surprises. There are many reasons to procreate in this day and age; sometimes we plan and pray for them, other times they take us by shock and surprise, and sometimes they just sort of fall somewhere in between the spectrum.

One mom turned to Twitter to spark a hilarious conversation, wondering, "What if we named our kids after the real reason we had them?" Would your children be named IVF, or would they be named Skipped a Pill and Netflix 'n' Chill? The responses that rolled in were sincere and hilarious, far more so than expected.

Hey, parents! What's up with those names?

Good 'ol Hennessy.

HonestToddler

"Well, if it were me..."

That's a lovely name.

Mritty

Fun Fact:

Some antibiotics can interfere with the effectiveness of certain birth controls.

Okay, that's not a fun fact.

CarlyEhrlich2

They grow up so fast.

It brings tears to my eyes.

vsComputer

50 Shades of Oops

Sometimes it's the book club's fault that you felt frisky.

SiobhanKelley

Three Kids, Three Fascinating Stories

Imagine trying to explain this to your kids.

GDRPempress

Sounds like a good time.

Too good of a time, apparently.

clumsyjeweler

The Great Lie.

Those ad campaigns failed them.

J_Mu_G

It Was a Good Time.

Then it became a not-so-good time.

whit_thompson

I Wonder How Much She Tipped the Aesthetician?

Because they obviously did a fabulous job.

Liger_Kitten

Close Together

How exciting!

stateofthehand

The Doctor Lied.

I wonder if this is related to their soon-to-be third child, who will possibly be named, "Vodka Was on Sale."

Big_Neffy

Interesting!

Before you have kids, make sure your Saturdays are packed with entertainment and condoms.

chrissy_hut

My Favorite Is the 4th Kid's Name.

I can relate to it.

therweck

Wine SO Good

Math SO Bad.

geyercom

Ah, a Moment of Opportunity!

"You can't leave us alone like that."

chocolatejade

They Know the Truth.

Oh well!

yanneda

Best Friends Love to Get Pregnant Together!

I mean, why wouldn't you?

ohsoamy

On the Contrary...

This Twitter user offered a valuable lesson to the parents of Twitter who weren't ready for kids.

DinnerClubRVA

Two Kinds of Experiences

Stark contrasts from each other.

catHenos