12 Brutally Honest Jokes About Airports By People Who Are Fed Up With The Shenanigans
A little tacky, a little tasteless... very funny.
Airports have a special way of testing everyone’s patience, from the long lines to the security shuffle to the endless waiting at the gate. Even people who travel all the time can get fed up with the whole routine, which is probably why airport jokes hit so hard.
In this roundup, the frustration is the punchline, and the jokes come from people who clearly know the struggle. Between the chaos, the delays, and the general nonsense, there is plenty to laugh at if you have ever been stuck in terminal limbo.
These brutally honest airport jokes say what a lot of travelers are thinking anyway. Read on.
OPE
A man in the airport accidentally dropped his heavy luggage on my leg. He said, “Oops,” and I replied, “Oh, sorry! Thank you.” Those are the two genders.- Dr. Michele Gelfand, cultural psychologist
giphyEVERY time
Why am I like this?
Uh, cosign.
Why is the football like this?
Scaachi
Airports bring out the worst in everybody.
Karen Intensifies
I'm not even mad; I'm actually impressed.
eveewing
End Scene
r/sarcasm
Scaachi
Ma'am
Sometimes, you have to be firm.
cottoncandaddy
giphy
You must be new here.
I'm a seasoned professional at organizing the belt, dammit.
eveewing
That gate area has seen some things.
It’s giving the same energy as the friend-funding fight over excess luggage fees.
Resisting the urge to pet...
We always want to pet.
bimadew
Hey, it passes the time.
My advice: don't knock it until you try it.
LizHackett
Chrissy is a national treasure.
And she's right about the airport.
chrissyteigen
Some travelers cope better than others.
I don't even feel bad.
TSA sucks.
chelseanachman
The rings:
chelseanachman
Yes.
Well, actually, no.
Lilly
And somehow, the airport still wins.
That “free” Disney holiday voucher turned into a nightmare, check out her gift with a catch.
