12 Brutally Honest Jokes About Airports By People Who Are Fed Up With The Shenanigans

For over a decade now, airports have just plain sucked. It's a process that even frequent flyers don't look forward to. The hassles, the luggage checks, the security screenings... the whole experience is just a source of anxiety and frustration. Nevertheless, in our modern society, traveling by airplane has become quite the necessity for billions of people on planet Earth, and to travel by airplane, most of us have to use the services offered at the dreaded airport.

So, what is one to do when backed into this unfortunate corner of misery and woe? Crude jokes, of course. Humor is the best coping mechanism, and airport jokes prove it.

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A man in the airport accidentally dropped his heavy luggage on my leg. He said, “Oops,” and I replied, “Oh, sorry! Thank you.” Those are the two genders.

- Dr. Michele Gelfand, cultural psychologist

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EVERY time

Why am I like this?

jbfan911

Uh, cosign.

Why is the football like this?

Scaachi

Karen Intensifies

I'm not even mad; I'm actually impressed.

eveewing

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r/sarcasm

Scaachi

Ma'am

Sometimes, you have to be firm.

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You must be new here.

I'm a seasoned professional at organizing the belt, dammit.

eveewing

Resisting the urge to pet...

We always want to pet.

bimadew

Hey, it passes the time.

My advice: don't knock it until you try it.

LizHackett

Chrissy is a national treasure.

And she's right about the airport.

chrissyteigen

I don't even feel bad.

TSA sucks.

chelseanachman

The rings:

chelseanachman

Yes.

Well, actually, no.

Lilly