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These 40 Alternate Names for Common Things That Kids Invented Will Crack You Up

Adults wanted to share the laughs by posting these alternate names on Twitter.

These 40 Alternate Names for Common Things That Kids Invented Will Crack You Up

The boundless creativity of children will always fascinate adults. Even with their limited vocabulary, experience, and psychological development, these little ones can come up with things that grown-ups can never imagine.

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In this post, we're looking at the names that kids have invented for common words and things. These names were all shared by adults on Twitter.

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Some words sound similar to the original terms, while others may sound completely different but make a lot of sense. Even adults are considering using them!

Ever heard of a 'hot ball' or 'secret diarrhea'? Find out what they mean in this list of words invented by children.

1. Sky window does make a lot of sense, doesn't it?

1. Sky window does make a lot of sense, doesn't it?Lizzimooneydoc
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2. Smile bones

2. Smile bones_chelseajustine
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3. The invisible turd

3. The invisible turdL_Bloodsworn

4. Do you keep a secret diarrhea just like this little girl?

4. Do you keep a secret diarrhea just like this little girl?momtransparent1

5. Vampire State Building

5. Vampire State BuildingJimGaffigan

6. They're jumpolines because you jump on them!

6. They're jumpolines because you jump on them!battmanbond

7. Butt fruit

7. Butt fruitCattywumpus

8. Arm ankles and cucacumber

8. Arm ankles and cucacumberM_Williams07

9. Edibles

9. Ediblesbabyrabies

10. According to this kiddo, these are the four members of The Beatles.

10. According to this kiddo, these are the four members of The Beatles.MumInBits

11. Lightsaber flavor

11. Lightsaber flavorXplodingUnicorn

12. Bean dirt

12. Bean dirtSativieNicks

13. Face sanitizer

13. Face sanitizerTedFlynn

14. Poop cavity

14. Poop cavityHammerJoeBrooks

15. This mom doesn't mind being called Old McDonald.

15. This mom doesn't mind being called Old McDonald.AudraEqualityMc

16. Portal potty, where all the nasty stuff gets transported.

16. Portal potty, where all the nasty stuff gets transported.byclintedwards

17. Cockamole

17. CockamoleMamaoutoforder

18. Finger mittens

18. Finger mittensgfishandnuggets

19. Rainbrella

19. Rainbrellajenv_e

20. This girl loves to get her movie snacks from the confession stand.

20. This girl loves to get her movie snacks from the confession stand.Dad_At_Law

21. Badminton rackets are trampolines too!

21. Badminton rackets are trampolines too!michimama75

22. '80s watermelons

22. '80s watermelonsvaleriehahn

23. When Europe became syrup

23. When Europe became syrupTheCatWhisprer

24. Horse field

24. Horse fielditsdeenalang

25. Tyers because they get tied.

25. Tyers because they get tied.PaperChaser_P

26. A Baby Called Boss

26. A Baby Called BossYuriBaranovsky

27. Lemon tongue

27. Lemon tonguemom_tho

28. Before this day

28. Before this daynsdmorrison

29. Flash 'em shows, where models walk down the runway.

29. Flash 'em shows, where models walk down the runway.ScaryMommy

30. This day

30. This dayLeeMadgwick

31. Even armpits have makeup according to this child.

31. Even armpits have makeup according to this child.StephenAmell

32. Pads are actually mini diapers for big girls.

32. Pads are actually mini diapers for big girls.gingernightowl

33. Wish flowers

33. Wish flowerssnarkymomtobe

34. Hot ball and ice cupboard

34. Hot ball and ice cupboardmelodyong123

35. There are speed lemon signs on the road.

35. There are speed lemon signs on the road.GowerTalbert

36. This kid doesn't like wearing weiner pants.

36. This kid doesn't like wearing weiner pants.dadmann_walking

37. Strap-ons? Uh-oh...

37. Strap-ons? Uh-oh...msemilymccombs

38. The bless you box

38. The bless you boxaknott21

39. The honkeys

39. The honkeysmom_tho

40. Nakedy dipping

40. Nakedy dippingwhinecheezits

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