People Share Things That They Had To Explain To Other Adults That They Just Shouldn't Have Had To Explain
If you've ever had to explain something very simple or completely obvious to a grown adult, then you might relate to some of these posts.
Sometimes we have questions that nobody can answer, or at least the answers aren't very straightforward, such as "What is the meaning of life?" However, there are just some questions that might be asked where you seriously don't know how to even give an answer without wondering why they are asking this question.
Humans are all different, and sometimes we have a brain fart where we ask a question that is obvious, but for some reason, it just slips our minds. However, sometimes there are adults asking questions that might make you wonder if they are okay.
Adults have asked some dumb questions or have had to have something explained to them that they should already know, and that's what we are getting into today. Reddit has posed the question, "What is something that you can't believe you had to explain to another adult?"
As usual, Reddit users came in with a ton of examples—honestly, more than there probably should be for these questions—but we are loving it. These examples have us laughing but also wondering if some of these adults are okay.
Let's get into these 45 things that people had to explain to another adult but really shouldn't have, because, well, they are adults too.
1.
"I was tipped a twenty-dollar bill to be split between myself and a coworker. I handed her $10 that I had in my pocket and took the $20.
She said it wasn’t fair that I had $20 and she only had $10. I tried to explain to her that I already had the $10, so another $10 equaled $20.
She couldn’t wrap her head around it, insisting I was trying to rip her off. She gave me back the ten bucks, took the twenty to a register, and made change for two $10 bills.
As she handed me mine, I showed her that now I still have $20 and she has $10, but somehow she was satisfied that she’d thwarted my attempts to shortchange her. Needless to say, I didn’t stay friends with her after that.
This is made all the more ridiculous by the fact that she once told me she was forced to repeat grade 12 math class because she got 100%, and the teacher accused her of cheating. The following year, she got 98%.
I’m thinking something fishy is going on there."
Dwayne Bent
2.
"Had to explain to someone that islands don't tip over if you put too much weight on the edge."
Scott
3.
"My wife and I had to explain to the neighbor that our dog is part of our family, and no, they can't just have him.Their kids wanted our dog, which was cute, until the mother also decided that she wanted our dog and that it was only fair that they got to have him on the weekends because we get to have him all week long."
PracticalBrad
4.
"I had to explain to my mother that muscles are meat. A piece of meat was tough, and so I must have said something about what part of the cow the muscle came from.
No, we weren't eating muscles; we were eating 'meat.' She was sickened by the concept that anyone would eat muscles.
Somehow, this got to the point of her claiming that humans didn't have any 'meat' on them because they aren't food. I did not 'win' that argument.
Humans have no meat; meat is not muscles. Period.
Oh, it turns out people are not part of the animal kingdom either. It was a dismal childhood."
jtclimb
5.
"Scenario 1:
Them: “So where are you from?”
Me: “South Africa.”
Them: “Wait, what?...Aren’t you supposed to be black?”
Me: “Uh, yeah, no.”
Scenario 2:
Them: “So which country are you from?”
Me: “South Africa.”
Them: “Yeah, but which country?”
Me: “Yeah, I just said South Africa.”
Them: “Come on, dude, just tell me the country—I know where South of Africa is.”
Me: “No, actually, South Africa is a whole country...”
custardandcrumble
6.
"I had to explain to a teacher, in front of her class, that a penguin was a bird.I didn’t want to be like that, but she was adamant that if it didn’t fly, it wasn’t a bird."
chickenlaang
7.
"I had to explain to my friend that the Earth wasn't 2019 years old."
Antares25
8.
"As a server, there are so many times I have to explain to guests that chicken can’t be cooked “medium rare.”"
Anon29485382
9.
"Why a room below sea level on a cruise ship would not have a balcony."
JustSomeGirl1718
10.
"My mom asked me why you couldn't see the borders of states when you were in an airplane."
AClubOfLosers
11.
"That I couldn’t just go to the bathroom and pee my period out to be done with it. He was about 19/20 at the time and obviously didn’t have sex education... been married 25 years.
He will never live that down."
csiddiqui
12.
"Don’t bring your dog to work and let her pee/poop on the carpet. Tiny poop and little puddles are not okay just because they’re tiny.
She weighs 4 pounds. He said she’s so little it doesn’t matter.
He said he never even notices at home, and if I had a dog, I’d feel differently. (I have a dog. Still don’t want urine and feces in my carpet—at home or at work.)"
mystyry
13.
maritagator
14.
freemasonry
15.
isyssot_7399
16.
"That no matter how much you might want to put a camo pattern on your walls, you (not the paint) have to determine what that pattern looks like, and you will also have to purchase multiple cans of paint tinted differently because 'camo' doesn't come out of a can that way."
MeddlingDragon
18.
"When a 'smart' bomb strikes a building and blows it up, it doesn't just kill the bad guys; it kills everyone in the building. Smart only means it's going to hit the building instead of a random location."
Patches67
18.
Electro522
19.
"Told my roommate that if he cooked food on less than the highest level of heat, he wouldn't burn as much food and would generally have more success.A week later, I explained to him that when he was just boiling water, high heat was okay."
CrazyRainbowStar
20.
batataasfritaas
21.
"That Earth has one moon. The new moon on the calendar every month confused her."
Frugal_Midwestern
22.
Lowe314
23.
Gnarbuttah
24.
"In regards to the North and South Poles, neither is 'the one that is always hot.'"
mizboring
25.
Cannonfury
26.
27.
Mantuko
28.
Spellflinger2019
29.
"Canada is part of North America."
Jonouy
30.
PerilousAll
31.
uninc4life2010
32.
hamlin6
33.
Tsitsiripitsitsiri
34.
afinelittlefrenzy
35.
"Yes, sir, when you sign up for insurance, you're agreeing to pay for it."
Emperor_Cartagia
36.
theressomanydogs
37.
CommonCreator
38.
"You can still get diarrhea even if you believe in Jesus..."
CrossYourStars
39.
IamFuzzyWuzzy
40.
The_UniCorgi
41.
barackandrollband
42.
howverysmooth
43.
_Poopacabra
44.
happykittysmores
45.
stephmaybe
46.
OV3NBVK3D
47.
QuickNPainful
48.
just_visiting_earth
49.
llcucf80
50.
nora1981
51.
marlynn
52.
MorwensCats
53.
ynm666
54.
WeirdJuul
55.
TheRealNERFninja
56.
Brownale78
57.
dattsok
58.
THEREALKEVINSANE
59.
lubodogg
60.
conmarap
61.
frig-off-mr-lahey
62.
caprijew
63.
MommySaysBadWords
64.
ForgeIsDown
65.
lacroixisbad
66.
Mynameisnotmckenna
67.
-eDgAR-
68.
empb85
69.
SyntaxGiraffe
70.
221
71.
mranster
72.
fronchtoast
73.
hakoMike
74.
Pudacat
75.
grumpygusmcgooney
76.
alexzanderrrrrrrr
77.
drsameagle
78.
JonathanWantsToDie
79.
Back2Bach
80.
TheNightRumbler
81.
RedVlvtPanda
82.
metal_falsetto
83.
minimaximoo
Some of these things that people had to explain to adults were quite surprising. It's amazing how some of these people lived their lives for so long not knowing things or thinking things that just weren't accurate.
We've all had days where the obvious slipped our minds, but really, some of these explanations are just downright crazy. What do you think about this article?
There are plenty of times when many of us have to explain things we shouldn't. Share with a friend to see what they think.