15 Weird Seinfeld And The Office Products We Don’t Really Need But We Are Tempted To Buy
Their quirkiness makes them appealing, just like the shows.
Some TV merch is fun, some of it is useful, and some of it is just weird enough to make you pause before clicking buy. That is exactly where these Seinfeld and The Office products land.
From Scranton-inspired desk toys to Seinfeld-themed oddities, the list mixes nostalgia with the kind of items fans only need in the loosest sense. The shows are beloved, but the merchandise can get a little too specific, a little too silly, and a little too tempting.
Here are 15 products that might make you laugh first and question your spending second.
1. Seinfeld Coffee Beans
BeanBoxed has worked relentlessly to bring a Seinfeld-themed coffee bean collection to market, overcoming technological hurdles in the process. Jerry's Diner Blend, Kramer's Giddy Up, George's Serenity Now, and Elaine's Little Kicks are all available on BeanBoxed for $28.
"Hey guys, did you know I'm drinking Seinfeld coffee right now?" you can say after each sip of this coffee.
BeanBox2. The Office PEZ
If you collect PEZ dispensers, The Office PEZ collection could be useful. For the majority of non-PEZ collectors, these are a perfect pick to swallow once and then forget about.
Pez3. I Grilled My Foot Soap Bar
Is there anything more seductive in the shower than sliding a scorched foot all over your body? That's exactly what the designers of this burnt foot soap bar had in mind when they created this spa day must-have.
Related: The Story Of Dr. Bronner's Soap Is Strange
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4. The Office Uno Pack
Do we need it? Yes, we do!
5. Serenity Now Talking Button
A button that yells "Serenity now!" when pressed. A fantastic present for a no-nonsense receptionist or a buddy who will laugh at it, then put it on their shelf and forget about it.
This one has a fantastic dollar store/pharmacy vibe to it.
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6. Jerry’s Apartment Candle
We all know Jerry is a neat freak, so now we can all have the same odor in our apartments! Unfortunately, the candle does not have the aroma of "Apartment." Smoked vanilla, amber, and tranquility are among the scents available right now.
These candles have excellent reviews, but I doubt anyone will walk in and comment, "It smells like Seinfeld in here."
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Also, if you’re tempted by that Office PEZ stash, remember the coworker who betrayed the snack-sharing pact.
7. Funko Pop Dundie
Well, if you really want a Dundie, why buy something that doesn’t look like a Dundie? But then again... just look at it...
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8. Miniature Jerry’s Apartment
A tiny Jerry's apartment set may appear to be quite cool, but what if you discovered it cost $400? We need to find you a new activity, friend, because you need to pay your bills.
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9. Michael Light Switch Cover
Just make sure you rewatch the sexual harassment episode after using this light switch cover.
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10. Seinfeld Funko Pop Electrical Outlet Stickers
They're Seinfeld characters that have had their faces replaced, so all of your guests will ask, "Who is that supposed to be?"
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11. The Office Dog Toys
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12. Seinfeld Apartment Key
The amusing part about this item is that only the people who know Jerry's exact address will understand it. This is an excellent item for folks who want to show off their Seinfeld memorabilia but don't want others to know.
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13. Wagon Wheel Elaine
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14. Personalized Jim and Pam Portrait
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15. Dunder Mifflin Paper
On this one, you are truly paying for the packaging. Purchase it, never open it, stare at it, throw it, or sit on it if you're short; the possibilities are infinite!
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Well, what do you think? Are you tempted?
The quirkiness of these products is what makes them so alluring. But then again, why spend money on something you will only understand, and others might see you as strange?
But if you make them watch the shows, maybe they will understand.
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