50 Things People Have Actually Typed Up Online That Have Clearly Never Been Said Before
One beautiful thing about reading is that no one can tell you what peculiar word constructions may catch your attention.
Some online communities exist for niche hobbies, and then there is a subreddit devoted entirely to sentences that sound like they were assembled in a fever dream. That is exactly the appeal of r/BrandNewSentence, where people collect bizarre lines that feel completely fresh the moment you read them.
This roundup pulls together 50 examples from that corner of Reddit, along with the reactions they sparked. The titles alone hint at how strange, funny, and unexpectedly specific these posts can get, which is part of why the subreddit has built such a large following.
If you enjoy language that goes off the rails in the best possible way, this one is for you.
1. Just imagine...
Zulrambe2. An Emoji for this will be great
jonacuff3. That is so cute
Thedepressionoftrees
4. Nothing is more accurate
regian24
5. Having the courage of a guinea pig
Cleverusername531
6. Get at these pancakes
WwAaSsUp
7. He knows what he saw
DrakeGatsby
8. Totally agree
livsfjernfo
9. Lol... What!
KylePlantEmoj
10. Who's getting a syntax error?
manescaped
11. The kind of support everyone deserves
wittyotter_
12. Terrorizing ancient people
hentai_mustard
13. Well, there must be a topic of discussion
regian24
14. I've got to show my skills
tim_locky
15. What this documentary says
MainSWish
16. Basic human need
genius23sarcasm
17. Choosing the last bite of food
Un_FaZed211
18. What are you exactly?
Thedepressionoftrees
19. Anyone?
regian24
20. We are not invincible
CaucasianJames
After “Get at these pancakes,” this is similar to small moments that prove the world is still full of surprises.
21. The tiny idiot will be left in a foreign land
dave_cactus
22. I take my hat off as well
Napthus
23. When you own an old home
braidednosehair
24. Rage against the machine
colorfulsoul_
25. Let's pick a name, shall we?
genius23sarcasm
26. This is a long name
AbrahamYayo
27. Showcasing the shoulder blades
Thedepressionoftrees
28. Strength, wisdom, and courage
Un_FaZed211
29. This is a lot to take in
Amphibian_Decent
30. You're a mammal sometimes
diveonfire
31. Blaise Versus Blaine
MarcSnetiker
32. Go carmeb!
therealcbrad
33. Beyoncé of the golf course
vcole37
34. This is a wild thought
sarromae
35. The first-ever fax machine
badvibeskei
36. A cat that's been dead for 4 years
Thedepressionoftrees
37. Another imagination
TheAndrewNadeau
38. Is that how God made you?
jellydude69
39. At what cost exactly?
NSLCpunk
40. Who's out-drinking who again?
harry_hall
41. The reply is great
regian24
42. Memory mattress and gravity blanket
ManyTraining6
43. You kneel before my throne, unaware that it was born of lies
QueeeenEllie
44. Stay Hydrated Always
regian24
45. An illegal occupation
SaltNVinegarNips
46. It's the replies for me
voododildo
47. When your job is to water the pianos
freehugsfromsatan
48. I'm on the right side
Western-Edge-965
49. Chess
ijiessur
50. Circle of trust
LeagueOfTheUnknown
No matter what you think of social media, you’ll agree that it's a goldmine of amazing content if you know where to find it. Furthermore, the members of r/BrandNewSentence know exactly where to look and find what they want.
If you can recall the strangest sentence you've ever composed, we'd love for you to share it in the comments section.
For more “nothing makes sense,” check out marketplace finds that are useful one minute, unexplainable the next.
