Here Are 30 Unethical Life Hacks That You Just Need To Hear About

Life hacks are techniques that inevitably make life easier in some way, or perhaps they help us when we're stuck in a situation. Some of these hacks might be easier to implement than others, but we all probably have a few different ones that we use regularly to help make our lives a bit easier.

In this post, we're going to share with you 30 different unethical life hacks. These are things that you might feel you shouldn't know, but they're definitely going to make your life easier.

We can't wait to share these with you because, given how hard life can be, we need anything that makes it simpler and overall just easier for us when it comes to the things we do every day. On the other hand, sometimes you need some of these unethical life hacks to get you out of sticky situations.

So if you're interested in hearing more about these life hacks, stay tuned because we are going to get into all the details of all 30 life hacks that you just need to know. Let's dive in and see how we can all improve our lives little by little with these hacks.

Okay, we've definitely got to try this out.

Next time a guy or girl asks for your number, give them your ex's and tell them your name is your ex's new partner's name. When they call, they will think they're being cheated on.Start arguments, not relationships. Stay toxic.@thelkshow

This is pretty funny, but I'm not sure it's that believable.

If you ever get caught sleeping at your desk at work, just say, "They told me at the blood bank that this would happen." Not only does it make them apologize, but you will also be known around the office as the nice person who donates blood.@thelkshow

This is a pretty fun trick and definitely useful.

If your coworker ever calls in sick for work, you can do the same 1-3 days later. Your boss will think you have the same illness and that it's "going around the office." Your boss may even do the same shortly after you. It's called the 'fake flu.'@thelkshow

Not exactly the most useful tip, but we'll take it.

Take pictures of yourself every day or week as you slowly gain weight. When you reach a good heavy weight, post all the photos in reverse and attach an exercise plan to sell.@thelkshow

This is pretty convenient and would probably work without being too noticeable.

When you are on a flight and the person in front of you reclines their seat all the way, leaving you no room, turn on the air conditioning above you to full blast and point it at the top of their head.@thelkshow

This is a hack that we hope we'll never have to use, but we have it if we need it.

If you are ever in a situation where you might be going to prison, quickly learn how to cut hair. Barbers are greatly appreciated by other inmates, and you will most likely be spared when it comes to violence.@thelkshow

This is very smart, and I didn't know you could do this.

Instead of buying a Costco membership, just buy a gift card. You can get in and pay for whatever else you need using a debit card.This saves you money on buying a membership, and with the gift card you purchase, you'll end up spending it on things you would normally get.@thelkshow

Well, that's not exactly how I thought that was going to go.

If you ever need some bread, go to a duck pond and wait for people to feed the ducks. Jump into the water and get the bread before the ducks do. They will be too scared to confront you because they are ducks.@thelkshow

I mean, you could just ask them to clean up.

If you live with a really messy roommate who doesn't clean up after themselves, create a fake Tinder profile. Match with them and tell them you are coming over.They will have the place absolutely spotless in no time.@thelkshow

Well, that would be an interesting business plan.

Start your own cafe or restaurant and create loads of fake dating profiles. Match with every single person and organize a date at the place you just opened.Pretend to be late to the dates and tell them to order something expensive. Then, after you serve them, call off the date.@thelkshow

I don't know if we'll ever need this advice, but okay.

If you are broke and can't afford an expensive wedding ring, just go to a pawn shop and buy a really old ring from there.You can tell your partner that it was your grandmother's ring. This will make them think it has real sentimental value and appreciate you even more.@thelkshow

Again, I'm not sure why we would need to know this, but okay.

If you squash a memory foam pillow and fart in it while it expands back out, it sucks the fart smell in for about five minutes. So when someone lays down, particles get re-released around their head.@thelkshow

Okay, now this one might come in handy sometime.

If you don't want to make a call to someone, but you want to show a call on the record to make it seem like you tried to call them, turn your phone on airplane mode and then make the call. It will appear on the call record but won't go through.@thelkshow

Hmm, this is pretty convenient.

When you order ice cream, always ask for a single scoop. However, when the server is finished, say, "Actually, I'd like a second scoop." This forces them to match the size of the first scoop, which tends to be bigger since it was for a single cone.@thelkshow

Yeah, I wouldn't bet on this one.

Koalas have a 20% chance of being infected with chlamydia, so if you ever cheat on your spouse and contract this disease, just say you were harboring koala refugees from the Australian bushfires, which is where you must have caught it from.@thelkshow

I'm not sure who needs to hear this trick, but someone does.

If you had a good first date from a dating app, report the person's profile as soon as you leave so their account gets banned. That way, you limit their dating options and increase your chances of a second date.@thelkshow

This is a pretty good strategy for a more niche-specific job.

If you're ever looking for a job, post a fake ad for a very similar position on Craigslist. This way, you take some competition away from the jobs you apply for, and you can also check out the resumes of your competition.@thelkshow

I see where they are going with this.

If you ever need to lie, do it in a way that embarrasses yourself, as people are more likely to believe it. For example, if you get accused of eating the last cookie, you could say it couldn't have been you because you had awful diarrhea.@thelkshow

This actually could work.

If you ever want to be nosy and rummage through someone's desk drawers but are scared of being caught, do so while holding an empty stapler. You will be given a free license to try to find whatever it is you may be looking for.@thelkshow

This is a pretty interesting hack to use.

If you have social anxiety and hate using ride-share services because you have to talk to the driver, all you have to do is add in 'pick-up notes' that you are deaf. Even if the driver speaks sign language, they will need to keep their hands on the wheel.@thelkshow

Well, that's not very nice.

When flyers for new restaurants come out, they often have buy one, get one free coupons. Tell everyone in your workplace you are going to pick up lunch from there and offer to take people's orders for them.Use the two-for-one coupons and pocket the difference.@thelkshow

This is a pretty good idea.

Open up a new debit card and make sure not to put a single dollar into the account. Then you can use this card when you sign up for free one-month trials on websites such as Spotify or Amazon to protect yourself when you forget to cancel the subscription.@thelkshow

Again, another really odd hack, but okay.

Tell your friend you are setting up a partial insurance beneficiary, even though you are not. They will feel obligated to set one up for you.If they die first, you get some money; if you die first, you get exposed for lying, but won't care because you're dead.@thelkshow

I want to know if this is true.

If you want a cheaper gym membership, click cancel membership, and if they ask for a reason, put "too expensive" or whatever relates to not being able to afford it.When you click continue, they will offer you a month at a discounted price. Then just replicate the cycle.@thelkshow

Parenting hacks are always fun.

If your kid isn't brushing their teeth well enough, just tell them that they will all fall out. When they start to lose their baby teeth, tell them they didn't do a good enough job. This way, they will brush their adult teeth really well.@thelkshow

This is pretty funny, and I also didn't know you could do this.

If anyone ever says to you that they have a slow computer, tell them you will fix it for them. Go on it and boost their cursor speed. They will think you are some sort of computer wizard who made everything run faster and may even pay you for your services.@thelkshow

If you're in a bind, this could work.

If you're ever feeling lonely, go on some dating apps and set up a bunch of fake profiles, organizing loads of dates all at the same place. Once everyone gets there and realizes that they don't have a date, you can all go drinking together and bond over the experience.@thelkshow

It's worth a try.

Whenever you are on hold for some sort of service and you know it will take forever, hang up and call them back. This time, choose the Spanish option.This way, you get through to them quicker, and it's very likely the Spanish-speaking employee knows English.@thelkshow

This is a pretty smart hack.

Make your Christmas wishlist entirely out of referral links. This way, you get a percentage of what someone spends on you alongside the gift.You will also be able to see what they're getting you without having to wait until Christmas Day.@thelkshow

Well, it can't hurt to try.

If you want to buy something off Craigslist, create some burner accounts and send in lowball offers. Then, follow it up with a more reasonable offer on your actual profile. You will likely get what you want at a discounted price.@thelkshow

This list is full of useful hacks and other hacks that we might not have to use as often, but either way, it's always great to have a full list of different hacks you can use if you need them. Let us know which ones you're going to try out and what you think about them.