People Who Tried to Bargain with Sellers but Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves and Failing Miserably

You call this bargaining?

Online selling can turn into a comedy of bad manners fast, especially when buyers think a low offer is the same thing as a winning strategy. A simple listing can suddenly become a test of patience, with strangers pushing, pleading, and acting shocked when the answer is no.

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That is exactly what happens in these screenshots, where sellers deal with bargain hunters who seem convinced that persistence, guilt, or sheer audacity will get them a deal. Instead, they end up exposing themselves as terrible negotiators and making the whole exchange awkward for everyone involved.

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Some of these messages are so bold they are hard to believe. Read on.

1. "'Friendly' neighbor tries to bargain for my TV but is simply left with an unanswered message after being plain disrespectful and a choosing beggar."

1. "'Friendly' neighbor tries to bargain for my TV but is simply left with an unanswered message after being plain disrespectful and a choosing beggar."Reddit
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That opening message already sets the tone.

2. "You drive a hard bargain"

2. "You drive a hard bargain"Reddit
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3. "Thelma, master negotiator"

3. "Thelma, master negotiator"Reddit

This one only gets more awkward from there.

4. "CB reveals their 'methods' when I refuse their low-ball offer after multiple discounts."

4. "CB reveals their 'methods' when I refuse their low-ball offer after multiple discounts."Reddit

5. That's where she belongs for trying to pull this off.

5. That's where she belongs for trying to pull this off.Reddit

6. "Textbook Bargaining in Action"

6. "Textbook Bargaining in Action"Reddit

Some people really think pressure will change the answer.

7. "I missed out on some serious cash :("

7. "I missed out on some serious cash :("Reddit

8. "This guy cracks me up lol"

8. "This guy cracks me up lol"Reddit

9. "So I was selling 32GB of RAM and asking $150 (Canada) and got this gem"

9. "So I was selling 32GB of RAM and asking $150 (Canada) and got this gem"Reddit

That offer did not exactly inspire confidence.

This also feels like the neighbor who guilt-tripped someone into pet sitting, then hit a wall when they said no.

10. "Send it to me for free, you wimp"

10. "Send it to me for free, you wimp"Reddit

11. This person received a $100 discount but still tried to get more.

11. This person received a $100 discount but still tried to get more.Reddit

12. "My cousin was selling a piano and just sent me this"

12. "My cousin was selling a piano and just sent me this"Reddit

13. "Lady wants a barely used computer for $25"

13. "Lady wants a barely used computer for $25"Reddit

At this point, the seller is probably done negotiating.

14. "I'm trying to sell my Ford truck. As you can see, it did not go well."

14. "I'm trying to sell my Ford truck. As you can see, it did not go well."Reddit

15. "A neighbor keeps asking for more, with better name blurring!"

15. "A neighbor keeps asking for more, with better name blurring!"Reddit

16. "Influencer asks a rescue group for dogs for a free puppy of their choice in exchange for exposure on Instagram"

16. "Influencer asks a rescue group for dogs for a free puppy of their choice in exchange for exposure on Instagram"Reddit

17. "I teach swimming to kids for free even though I was offered money. A 'mombie' demands that I teach her son exclusively and that I give her the money offered, as I don't need it."

17. "I teach swimming to kids for free even though I was offered money. A 'mombie' demands that I teach her son exclusively and that I give her the money offered, as I don't need it."Reddit

18. "I was giving away a free dishwasher on Craigslist and caught one in the wild!"

18. "I was giving away a free dishwasher on Craigslist and caught one in the wild!"Reddit

19. "I tried to give away two harnesses that no longer fit my dog. It did not go well"

19. "I tried to give away two harnesses that no longer fit my dog. It did not go well"Reddit

20. How can anyone think this makes sense? Jesus Christ...

20. How can anyone think this makes sense? Jesus Christ...Reddit

21. "My buddy is a tattoo artist. He’s also my personal hero."

21. "My buddy is a tattoo artist. He’s also my personal hero."Reddit

People will try anything because there's always a chance it could work. Some individuals might have accepted the offers above, and people love taking advantage of others' kindness.

At least they provide us with entertaining content we can all enjoy. If you're not done chuckling at people with audacity, you'll get a kick out of this: 35 Choosing Beggars That Are So Entitled That They'll Make You Want to Call the Manager

May this kind of entitlement stay far away from your inbox.

For more awkward marketplace moments, see what people found that was hard to explain on the weirdest listings ever.

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