Bridezilla Goes Viral For Her List Of 37 Absurd Wedding Rules
The bride started off with ten bridesmaids and ended up with only six.
A wedding can bring out the best in people, but sometimes it does the exact opposite. One bride went viral after posting a list of 37 rules for her bridesmaids, and the demands were so specific that the whole thing quickly turned into a spectacle. What started with ten bridesmaids soon dropped to six, as the bride's strict expectations pushed people away one by one.
From bizarre appearance rules to a contract-style signoff, this wedding prep got out of hand fast. Read on.
One bride took her 'bridezilla' title to the extreme.
Yuri_Arcurs (not the actual photo)The woman posted her list proudly online and even offered to email copies of it to anyone interested in personalizing it for their own use.
FacebookThe obnoxious list even includes a place for the bridesmaids to sign and make comments.
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You can read the list in full below.
Jamie Coupaud (not the actual photo)
"I will not gain more than 3 kg between now and the wedding."
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I mean, okay, but what does she have against blondes?
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Oh, so I'm allowed to miss it if I'm dead? How sweet!
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To be fair, I think numbers 8 and 9 are pretty standard.
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"I will not intentionally fall pregnant before the wedding."
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Seven units exactly?
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No kids allowed!
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Sure, I'll just leave my kids with the dog. No biggie.
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"I will not grow sensitive and angry with the bride because I understand that she has a bossy attitude."
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Look, I'll wear the hairstyle, but I'm not paying for the dress!
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And if you thought the list was controlling, a bride debates telling her friend she can’t bring her self-invited date.
Oh good, more things I have to pay for.
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No suggestions, please!
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"If I do not like anything listed, I will not sign the contract, and I will be replaced."
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It sounds to me like "everyone will be treated equally" badly!
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Okay, what's wrong with colored contact lenses?
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Well, alright, but I thought the bride was in charge of choosing the makeup anyway?
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$50 a month for the next 14 months? So now I'm paying $700 on top of every other thing you expect me to pay for?
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Here's how people reacted.
Facebook/Kj Heidelberg
It's time to reconsider.
Facebook/Katie Moose
How to lose all your friends in 37 steps!
Facebook/Celena Freeman
"You need an intervention!"
Facebook/Yasmin Toska Leischer
Don't be outdoing the bride.
Facebook/Leo F. Marshall
Oh, heaven help us when there is a "crotch goblin" involved.
Facebook/Melissa NicDhomhnaill
It's a lot of effort.
Facebook/Mark Abel
"You aren't that special."
Facebook/Erin Greve
I prefer my rules!
Facebook/Ray Ramirez
"At least she's upfront."
Facebook/Tracy McLean
Who needs friends like this?
Facebook/Kim Kueter Brown
It's about the marriage, not the wedding.
Facebook/Andi Volpino
"Just say no and move on."
Facebook/Lois Yager
For real, does she have any friends left?
Facebook/Laura Brewer
What's your opinion on this bridezilla and her list? Do you think she's being utterly ridiculous with her demands, or is she entitled to be a brat because she's the bride?
Either way, a little bit of kindness goes a long way. There is always a considerate way to ask for things that don't include throwing demands at people.
Have you ever had to deal with an out-of-control bridezilla? We would love to hear your stories in the comment section.
Still dealing with pushy wedding demands from in-laws and their guest list, read whether declining their wedding money makes you the jerk.
