30 Funny Celebrity Christmas Quotes To Get You Into The Holiday Spirit
We've got your Christmas funnies covered!
Even the Grinch himself isn't entirely immune to the merriment and joy that Christmas brings. There's just something about this time of year that can melt even the coldest of hearts.
Even if you believe that Christmas is purely a commercial holiday or don't subscribe to the religious aspect of the day, can you honestly say you don't enjoy at least a tiny part of it? Getting together with family, opening gifts, feasting on delicious foods, and admiring all the pretty decorations everywhere you go—surely there has to be at least one thing about Christmas that everyone loves!
Well, if you're still shaking your head in disagreement, we have something for you! A list of funny celebrity quotes about Christmas—yay!
Even if you insist that you can't be swayed, we beg to differ! There has to be at least one quote on our list that will spark even the tiniest amount of Christmas joy in your heart.
From George Carlin to Bart Simpson, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, Maya Angelou, and even some unknown gems, we've got your Christmas funnies covered! Scroll down to read through some witty words of wisdom from stars that we all know and love.
#1 "He asked for my autograph."
Bored Panda#2 All I want for Christmas... is an Xbox.
Not gonna lie; I like his thinking!
Bored Panda#3 Don't you know it's Santa's birthday!
Wise words from the Bartman himself!
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#4 Don't stop believing.
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#5 It's such a hassle.
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#6 Santa knows what's up.
How can I manage this?
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#7 "Thanks for the socks. They'll go great with my sandals!"
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#8 "Okay Santa, how much do you know?"
The lump of coal says it all.
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#9 Just drink it all!
Red, white, pink, brown, clear—it's all good at Christmas!
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#10 Good call.
This is incredibly relevant right now!
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#11 Throw them out and start again?
Seriously though, the tangled lights!
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#12 It's true!
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#13 "Toys not included."
This is cruel but also somewhat helpful when you think about it.
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#14 So many garage sales after Christmas!
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#15 Oh, snap!
What would Mrs. Claus think?
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#16 Ah, siblings.
I suddenly feel the urge to attempt wrapping some gifts.
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#17 Okay, where are all the wise men and virgins?
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#18 Don't be so mean!
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#19 A Christmas miracle!
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#20 Well, the kid's not silly!
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#21 Oh, Santa!
He's a funny guy!
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#22 "The fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."
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#23 All books, no socks!
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#24 That's pun-ny!
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#25 I mean, aren't we all?
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#26 Sadly accurate.
But also, what's the point, really?
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#27 Isn't it ironic?
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#28 Save him the trip!
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#29 Worst. Gift. Ever!
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#30 Don’t forget the receipt!
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So, how did we do? Can you feel the Christmas spirit filling your heart with overwhelming joy?
No? Well, what can we say—we tried our very best!
If nothing else, we hope you have a healthy, happy, and safe Christmas and New Year. We all deserve some holiday joy in these difficult times!
