29 Hilarious Tweets About A Woman's Review That She Was Attacked By 'Dark Energy' At The Gym

Some internet reviews are useful, and some are pure comedy gold. This one falls squarely into the second category, because a woman’s one-star gym review claimed she was hit by dark energy the moment she walked in.

The story centers on a gym in Astoria, Queens, and a review that was apparently meant to explain a bad experience, even though the writer said she was otherwise satisfied. Once Twitter user Gustavo shared it, the reaction was immediate, and the replies turned the whole thing into a running joke about Monica at the front desk.

The tweets kept getting funnier from there, and the internet did what it does best.

Lily Worthington-Rowe, a self-proclaimed professional medium, claimed that she was assaulted by dark energy when she walked into a gym in Astoria, Queens, back in 2017.

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She was actually satisfied with her gym experience; however, the dark energy she felt led her to leave an upsetting one-star review.

Her review stated that she was ‘assaulted by the dark energy radiating from Monica at the front desk,’ which prompted people on Twitter to produce the funniest reactions and meme responses, leaving them in stitches.

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The reactions started rolling in almost immediately.

People on Twitter just couldn't help but share some hilarious reactions in response to Lily's review!

JerkyTough

NGL, this is how we all probably imagined that scenario.

panamaorange

Give Monica a break—she's doing her best!

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A person named Maxwell tweeted this hilarious response: a photo of a faceless sculpture with the caption "Monica's profile pic."

“As someone who has worked in customer service, this struck me in two ways—first, it was comically absurd. The collective voices of Twitter seemed to think so, anyway,” Maxwell said.

“And second, you never really know how these reviews might affect workers below the managerial level, so I felt it was irresponsible of this customer to single out a woman who—by all accounts—did nothing wrong here.”

LostTreasurePod

That joke landed fast.

What the gym could have said as a perfect response!

DannyBooth

We just hope she finds it as hilarious as we do!

chriswhoisgreat

Monica is the epitome of this meme.

everrrrmore

Things take a wild turn here.

DixonBrandywine

Someone get their pens out!

Josh_AwoS

Imagine the power.

rorywritesstuff

We can hear Lily's frustration on that part!

beckymays15

Twitter really leaned into the bit.

This is similar to the guilt-tripping neighbor who pressured Redditors to pet-sit.

Do. Not. Make. Her. Mad.

timpalincreativ

She just needs a bit of razzle dazzle!

Tommy3Tones

It's a different kind of place.

flmrck

Aspire to be Monica.

gracedent

Is she a Pokémon?

sommerfalls

Can anyone drop it?

sect_leader

The evident struggle.

Tracey_Writes

Is this how she was ASSAULTED?

cdkiser

Asking the real questions here.

0stepops

We all are, sometimes.

3662brendon

Potentials, potentials.

spriteskeeper

Oh, we're ganging up now?

Niamh_NicGhabh

Add in some plot twist:

kaylagrieger

Our bad, we thought it was something else...

schrdngr_

A psychic Karen—that's hilarious!

BlackOnBlues

Everything must be counted!

casualsideboob

Monicas vs. Karens

CrazyCactusEnt

The Monica we all love!

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The Twitterverse definitely delivered on this one, and the joke only got bigger as more people piled on. So, should we be wary of Monicas at the front desk or professional medium Lilys in our lives?

Comment down your thoughts below, or share this hilarious thread with your family and friends!

Wait, it gets crazier than a “dark energy” front-desk claim, see the dog-sitting drama where Max is taken back after aggressive-dog vet bills.