Facebook Seller Trolls Entitled Cheapskate and Drives Her Mad
It is simply amazing to see how self-absorbed people can be.
Facebook Marketplace can turn a simple clothing sale into a full-blown headache fast. One seller learned that the hard way after a buyer tried to lock down a bundle of Victoria's Secret clothes for almost nothing, then asked for extra favors on top of it.
The buyer wanted the items held for a week, claimed she did not have the money, and then admitted she did have it, she just wanted to spend it on a night out instead. From there, the conversation only got more ridiculous as the seller kept pushing back and the buyer kept raising the stakes.
By the end, the whole exchange had turned into a messy mix of entitlement, threats, and pure trolling. Read on.
1. Can you hold the clothes for me? I have the money, but I want to spend it on a night out in town...
SuperSunshineRainbow2. But you can deliver the clothes to me... And I want the whole bundle for $5
SuperSunshineRainbow3. Sure, no problem. I will even throw in a bonus
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The seller decides to play along.
4. Free clothes!
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5. Tyler is very excited!
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6. What does Tyler want?
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That is when the conversation starts to spiral.
7. Okay, the show is over...
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8. Bad rating coming up...
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9. Someone mentioned a lawsuit? Over five pieces of clothing?
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10. Call the police! This is against the law!
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11. This is a disgrace. She is right about that...
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The buyer keeps escalating things for no reason.
It’s giving the same “split the rent or else” fight as a friend who spent their rent share on designer clothes.
12. It is amazing to see what conclusions this entitled cheapskate draws....
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13. You want to fight - we will fight
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14. It is about to get real. Surreal....
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15. This is your last chance to give me clothing!
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16. So many things ruined...
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17. This violates HIPAA!
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18. The seller is surprised by how resolved the "buyer" is
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19. The seller thinks this was a trolling attempt all along. Still can’t believe the whole thing.
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At this point, it feels less like a sale and more like a performance.
20. The "buyer" should definitely work more on her language skills
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21. But she chooses to look for a lawyer instead.
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22. I also want kittens. Multicolored!
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23. Please, don't ever, ever, ever reproduce.
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24. Human trafficking lawsuit....
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25. It turned political
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26. Blocking. Bye bye
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27. Wait! Wait! I am not done here!
What would you do in a situation like this? Would you just block the "buyer" or start to troll him or her?
To be honest, we couldn’t figure out if the buyer was also trolling the seller. It was simply unbelievable that anyone could be so entitled and self-absorbed in reality.
But, knowing people and what they are capable of... Unfortunately, the chances that this exchange was real are quite large.
The only way to avoid this kind of situation is not to sell anything anywhere. But we guess that's not an option...
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Nobody should have to deal with this over a cheap clothing bundle.
Want the friend-money fallout too, read about refusing to cover a concert ticket after she blew rent on luxury shopping.
