People Shared 40 Of The Most Ridiculous Baby Names That They've Come Across And We Are Not Disappointed
Some baby names just shouldn't have been chosen, and clearly, the parents aren't thinking about their future.
As we all get older and people start having kids, it seems like the dynamic of what kids' names are chosen has changed quite a bit. Basically, what we are saying is that the names have become very unique, but some of them can be very difficult to understand or pronounce.
We aren't judging any of the parents mentioned in this post, but we did ask people to send in some baby names that were just ridiculous, and the response was not disappointing. We know that people obviously have the opportunity and the means to name their kids whatever they want, but you can't deny that there are some wild names out there.
Take this all with a grain of salt, as it's meant only to be entertaining, but new parents should think about what name they are going to give their child and the response it can elicit from others. Ultimately, people have to live with their names forever.
With this being said, we thought it would be fun to share these names and see if you agree or if you have any other names to add to the list. Whether it's famous couples or people they knew personally, let's check out these 40 ridiculous baby names.
This is the first name that was talked about, which is Elon Musk's kid's name.
lethatsinkinNow these are a bit creative, but ridiculous at the least.
Nevaeh is the most obnoxious to me (please explain that it's heaven backward again, so clever)However, I've met a baby named Felonee, and that takes the cake.
Derp_State_AgentI think a lot of people probably mispronounce their name.
Got a student named “Yeyson.” The mom got pissed when I was saying “Yay-son.” She yelled at me, “It’s Jason like English!” Well, lady, maybe f*****g spell it like English then.
dopiestsalt
Well, this is interesting to say the least.
When Al Gore was VP, I had a meeting with him. There was a lawyer speaking on the panel. Her name was Baby Girl Smith. She had not let a dumb name hold her back.
Cesum-Pec
We obviously couldn't forget about Nick Cannon and his kids' names.
Any of Nick Cannon's kids' names. They are all so over-the-top bad.Moroccan, Monroe, Golden Sagon, Rise Messiah, Powerful Queen, Zion Mixolydian, Zillion Heir, Beautiful Zeppelin, Legendary Love, Onyx Ice Cole, and Zen.Why?
cinnamongreen
I don't get why anyone would even consider this, honestly.
Worked at a hospital for many years. One of the obstetric nurses had to talk a new mom out of naming her child “Urethra.”
Farbeer
This has got to be one of the funnier names for sure.
My brother once had clients named Jerry and Mary Derryberry. We didn’t believe him, so he took a picture of whatever account papers. (Don’t even remember what his job was at the time; who gives a s**t). But the series of events to have a married couple named Jerry and Mary Derryberry is just so delicious.
Jibber_Fight
Oops, I might have to agree with this one though.
chilli_cheese_cakeReport
We admit that it's incredibly difficult to pronounce, especially when just seeing it.
Khaleesi.You absolute morons.
WestCoastWaster
The spelling of names really does matter.
I work in health care, so looking at 40-70 charts every day, I see so many ridiculous a*s spellings for normal names.You’re not creative; you’re an idiot. If you’re creative, pick a creative name; don’t butcher the spelling of a normal name.Example: Avery spelled Aevuhree.
Chuggs400
I wonder if these people research the names before choosing them.
fattybuttz
This sounds quite odd and really weird how the mother reacted.
Two little boys drew me a couple of pictures while their mother was getting some dental work done. They had signed their names. The names were just so…odd.Even after repeating them and writing them, I still couldn’t figure out what the names were.When the mother came out and saw them, she ripped them down from where I had taped them, crumpled them up, and put the papers in her purse. She told me that those names she gave them were invented by her and copyrighted.I wish I were joking. Those little kids looked crushed.Edit: spelling
Swimming_Bowler6193
Well, that was probably an odd encounter for sure.
When I was working at a motel, I took a phone reservation from a woman for her daughter: Sri Lanka, S R I space L A N K A... is the name of a woman. Me: Oh, like in the country! Woman: What do you mean, country?!
Beneficial_Donut_998
This one has to be a joke.
Mike, but short for Micycle.
BurningHuman
I don't even understand this, but okay.
Leather_Ad9457
I just don't understand what goes on through the parents' heads when they decide on a name like this.
I have seen the rise of Brinlee or Brynlee lately...ugh.ALSO DEN namesHayden, Braiden, Kayden, Jayden, Zayden, etc. The live, laugh, love type names.
One-Butterscotch-786
Alcohol names are becoming more and more popular, honestly. We'll be in school with a Vodka in no time.
Any name as alcohol. Chardonnay, Tequila, etc. I saw those a lot as a teacher. Had a male student named Crash Danger. Not kidding.
Tanyaschmidt
The spelling doesn't make it that unique, especially if nobody knows how to say it.
Horribly misspelled to seem different. The irony is that my boyfriend's name is Krysteffor.
quinnk1n
Well, that's not confusing at all, now is it.
HamilWhoTangled
Ultimately, I think that's a sign of the times changing.
kindalosingmyshit
People like to have an uncommon letter in their kids' names, I guess.
All the names with X thrown in the middle or even two. Jaxxtley. Braxxton. Braxley. I hate them.
WorkRedditUsername69
This just means that their parents weren't that creative at all with their names.
When I was younger, I had a girl in my class named Cookie. Only to find out she had younger siblings named (I kid you not, these are their real names) Candy, Honey, and Skippy.
Gullible_Eggplant_67
Now this is one that we might all be able to agree on.
BadAsianDriver
Now this is a crazy situation, and we can see how this does make sense.
I knew a girl just out of high school; her name was Dymond, and her daughter was Safire (diamond and sapphire for those playing along at home). This is the result of multiple generations of teen pregnancy and non-participation in spelling bees.I respect the attempt, but maybe if daughters didn't become mothers until they were out of their teenage years, they might've reconsidered their name choices.Off subject, but my wife is friends with a teen mom who became a grandma at 33. Four generations of teen moms with all daughters, no sons, no boyfriends, no brothers, or fathers living under one roof. Great-great-grandma was 67 at the time.
turningfoodintopoop
The misspellings make things much harder for the kids and the people trying to pronounce it.
Anything spelled unconventionally. My cousin named her kid Micaiah. It’s pronounced like Micah, but the kid’s going to have to spend his whole life telling people it’s not “Mike-ay-uh.” Or he could just go by Mike.
UnderwhelmingAF
Now this one I just don't get, no matter which spelling you chose.
Reighfyl, pronounced "rifle"
KickNo2069
Well, this person seems very adamant about this.
I used to be on Tumblr back in the day of Supernatural's glory, and someone named their poor child "Destiel." I get it; you like the ship. But you have an actual child that is TOTALLY gonna be pissed you named your kid after a fictional relationship on a show about demons and other supernatural things. The lack of respect or forethought, like???
Niburu-Illyria
This has to be a lie. That's insane.
Joaux (Joe) is a personal favorite 😂
Themissrebecca103
This is hilarious, but we have to agree with them.
Relevant-Avocado5200
I am also this type of child and also don't understand the unique spellings, especially when it makes it much more difficult.
Anything that’s way off from a traditional spelling. I still hold a grudge about having been a child who was never able to find a souvenir with her name on it.
Ally_F
I have to agree with this one too, honestly.
cihojuda
It depends if the name came first or the car.
OneExhaustedFather_
Oh yeah, it's a fancy name for sure.
Ok_Conversation1223
I think it was terrible to make him a junior, but I don't like juniors anyway.
There's a kid who goes to a daycare near where I work named "Stone Blaze," but he answers to "Hunter." The worst part is that he's a junior; his father has the same name.
ShindigJohnnyPunk
Absolutely this, because why is it so extra?
Interesting-Yak9639
Of course they are white. Oops.
My neighbors named their new baby Master. They are white.
VinkyStagina
Well, I guess they were chosen to be their daughter.
I know someone who named their kid Chozyn. The kid wasn’t adopted either.
Stabyouup666
I also know a girl who named her son Rocky. I think it's cute, but his last name isn't Rhodes.
A guy running for some office near me is named Rocky Rhodes.How does one look at their tiny newborn and think… “Rocky! Looks like a Rocky to me. And you know how much I love ice cream!”
nahteviro
Luckily, I don't think there are any names that rhyme with that.
Technicolor_Reindeer
I also agree with this though, and I think it's a valid complaint.
cobaltaureus
Some of these names aren't that bad, but honestly, I couldn't imagine trying to pronounce some of them without hearing them first. Please, we just encourage parents to consider their kids' names and know that they will live with them for the rest of their lives.