27 Sarcastic And Hilarious Twitter Posts Poking Fun At Dating Advice Accounts
Twitter users never fail to amuse with their creativity.
Approaching a girl and starting a conversation is one of those challenges every young man must eventually overcome. It's especially daunting when it's your first time, and all you can think about is what to say without sounding weird.
Overcoming the fear of rejection is tough, but you just have to remember that the worst thing she can do is say no, and that's really not a big deal. I believe that approaching a girl should always be simple and natural; you shouldn't make a big deal out of it because it really isn't.
However, this still presents a significant problem for young men who are always looking for new ways and tactics to approach women. In fact, many people charge money for their advice on this matter.
These gurus want to make it all seem like a science, and they will try to convince you that you could never successfully approach a girl without their genius advice.
One such account decided to post a picture of a pretty young woman with a caption asking Twitter users to share what they would say to her, along with a shoutout for his book. And, of course, Twitter went to town with the post, responding with some hilarious replies.
1. This account asked Twitter users to share how they would approach a young woman sitting alone at a restaurant.
@LearnToAttract1. They say that being mysterious is attractive.
@laststand1172. Well... that's interesting.
@MarsmanVars
3. Don't want her to catch a cold.
@Rappin4Safety
4. How did she let herself get caught without a guard?
@AngusNicneven
5. Oh, how the tables have turned.
@DecolonizeKant
6. Honestly, I wouldn't mind someone doing something like this for me.
@telephonesis
7. I guess it doesn't hurt to try.
@spoontoast
8. A knockout dame.
@spikyperilla
9. Maybe we shouldn't listen to Sonic.
@zeldajunkielol2
10. Priorities.
@DaveOshry
11. Smooth criminal.
@blainecapatch
12. Not everyone is open to conversation.
@MarcusRVO
13. "No, I'm not a robot; I'm a human."
@DanWilbur
14. Get ready for a crazy story.
@seanoconnz
15. Make some room, please.
@ZinZaku
16. Uhhh...
@SimpNeelix
17. Let her know you have money; smart move.
@SuperShoku
18. Now this is a good one.
@jamandakj
19. Belly rubs for the lady?
@negaversace
20. Probably going to pass on this one.
@scumbelievable
21. She better give him the pineapple.
@BUSSCRO
22. You could score some empathy points, I guess.
@Liv_Agar
23. Nothing weird here.
@meowsilly
24. Dinosaur walk time!
@impliedChoppy
25. Might cause trauma.
@eggshellfriend
26. I say give him a chance.
@Tasnyx
27. Let's not brag too much.
@eliyudin
Like plenty of times before, Twitter managed to deliver and even exceed expectations. Twitter has some of the wittiest and funniest people this planet has ever seen, and you can't convince me otherwise.
When Twitter decides to start poking fun at something, you can expect to see some of the most creative and hilarious content ever. We hope you learned something about approaching women from these incredibly helpful posts, and now you can use this knowledge the next time a lady catches your eye.
