27 Sarcastic And Hilarious Twitter Posts Poking Fun At Dating Advice Accounts
Twitter users never fail to amuse with their creativity.
Twitter can turn even the simplest dating prompt into a full comedy show. In this case, one account tried to frame approaching a woman at a restaurant like a serious test, and the replies quickly went in a much sillier direction.
The post asked users what they would say to a young woman sitting alone, while also pushing a book in the process. That was enough to bring out a wave of sarcastic, awkward, and unexpectedly funny responses from people who clearly were not interested in playing along.
The result is a collection of jokes that pokes fun at dating advice culture and the people who take it way too seriously. Read on.
1. This account asked Twitter users to share how they would approach a young woman sitting alone at a restaurant.
@LearnToAttract1. They say that being mysterious is attractive.
@laststand117Twitter wasted no time turning the setup into a joke.
2. Well... that's interesting.
@MarsmanVars
3. Don't want her to catch a cold.
@Rappin4Safety
4. How did she let herself get caught without a guard?
@AngusNicneven
5. Oh, how the tables have turned.
@DecolonizeKant
6. Honestly, I wouldn't mind someone doing something like this for me.
@telephonesis
Some replies leaned into the absurdity even harder.
7. I guess it doesn't hurt to try.
@spoontoast
8. A knockout dame.
@spikyperilla
9. Maybe we shouldn't listen to Sonic.
@zeldajunkielol2
10. Priorities.
@DaveOshry
11. Smooth criminal.
@blainecapatch
12. Not everyone is open to conversation.
@MarcusRVO
The jokes kept getting stranger from there.
This is similar to the Reddit dilemma where someone had to decide whether to admit giving bad dating advice that led to heartbreak.
Friendship Dilemma: Should I Admit to Giving Bad Dating Advice?13. "No, I'm not a robot; I'm a human."
@DanWilbur
14. Get ready for a crazy story.
@seanoconnz
15. Make some room, please.
@ZinZaku
16. Uhhh...
@SimpNeelix
17. Let her know you have money; smart move.
@SuperShoku
18. Now this is a good one.
@jamandakj
19. Belly rubs for the lady?
@negaversace
By this point, the thread had fully embraced chaos.
20. Probably going to pass on this one.
@scumbelievable
21. She better give him the pineapple.
@BUSSCRO
22. You could score some empathy points, I guess.
@Liv_Agar
23. Nothing weird here.
@meowsilly
24. Dinosaur walk time!
@impliedChoppy
25. Might cause trauma.
@eggshellfriend
26. I say give him a chance.
@Tasnyx
27. Let's not brag too much.
@eliyudin
Twitter once again proved it can turn awkward dating advice into pure entertainment.
May this kind of confidence never become a business model.
Before you judge her dating advice, read how one friend faced fallout after “tough love.” Should I Have Given Tough Love to My Friend About Her Dating Woes?
