Hilarious 'Scream Your Name In Starbucks' Ideas That You Could Try For Yourself
Most baristas will scream out whatever name you give them, so here's some fake name inspiration.
Starbucks has a way of turning a simple coffee run into a full-on performance, especially when a name gets involved. Between baristas calling it out loud and customers trying to make the moment memorable, the whole thing can get pretty ridiculous.
That is exactly why the idea of changing your name for the order has become such a funny little game. Some people go subtle, some go absurd, and some lean all the way into the chaos just to see what gets shouted across the café.
These Starbucks name ideas are pure mischief, and a few of them are so over the top they might actually work. Read on.
1. Here's the tweet that started it all... The ball just kept rolling from here
The joke takes off fast from here.
2. Begin the revolution!
3. No, this is Patrick!
Some of these are getting out of hand in the best way.
4. Does this mean you have a dozen dads now?
5. WHAT ABOUT THE TEA????
At this point, the barista is probably just trying to keep up.
This is giving strong “AITA for naming my friends pet an NSFW term” energy, at the dog park.
6. Anthropocene? ... Bless you?
7. Dang dude, that's rough.
That one definitely sounds like it needs a second try.
8. FIRE! I'M LOOKING FOR A FIRE!
9. Did you order Tubby Custard?
For a different family fight, read how someone refused to share their family pancake recipe.
